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09-25-2009, 12:32 PM
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What I just discovered about Booze and Women
Mmmmm...where do i start?
 Women are complex and Booze is simple and we as men always figured all you gotta do is mix the two for a fun time. Right? Wrong! For years I realized my girl friend would either most likely get sleepy or talkative after drinking and sleepy sex or talkative  sex is never fun. So I let that idea die.Well last night she was out at TGIFridays with her girl friends and I picked her up stumbling-drunk and super duper horny. Like "lets fcuk on the hood of the car in the parking lot right now" horny. Needless to say we barely made it home and in the front door before she assaulted me and put down some Super Pursuit Mode Turbo fcuking on me like I've never seen before from her. Like the Amish girl at the end of the Sex Drive movie. When I asked, she said she only had three drinks! Martini, Margarita and a Mojito. A triple combination she's never tried at the same time before. I've been asking around and some older guys at my job are like "yup, the three Ms will do it to them every time". Even a Secretary just admitted that for some women specific combination of drinks will turn them from a choir girl to stripper in a few minutes. When you think you know it all...go figure. At any rate, I'm heading out at lunch to pick up that DIY Mix Drinks kit they sell at Bed, Bath & Beyond. 
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09-25-2009, 12:38 PM
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lol @ "Super Pursuit Mode Turbo fcuking"
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09-25-2009, 12:46 PM
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09-25-2009, 12:50 PM
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The fruity drinks + her girlfriends will do it. I think it is more the time away from you while she is drinking which causes this.
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09-25-2009, 12:53 PM
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ya man... its not just those three...
if you give girls 1 or 2 shots of tequila while they've been drinking any other liquor they get sooo horny and playful.. i learned that a while ago, its kinda sad how easy it is.. just dont let them drink too much tequila.. 1 shot when they are already tipsy usually does it... have fun!
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09-25-2009, 12:59 PM
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Riveting tale mate...lol
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09-25-2009, 01:03 PM
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09-25-2009, 01:07 PM
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Take her to a strip club with your friends and get her drunk. By the time she gets home she will rape trying to out due the strippers. Trust me, sounds sleezy but it works
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09-25-2009, 01:41 PM
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