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Old 10-12-2009, 04:19 AM   #1
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Old 10-12-2009, 04:25 AM   #2
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God bless youtube and its annotations!

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Old 10-12-2009, 05:07 AM   #3
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I wanna try that just because it has condensed milk in it.
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Old 10-12-2009, 05:43 AM   #4
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id bet that her head weighs more than my entire body
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I hate to put this so bluntly, but what a waste of a human life.
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:28 AM   #7
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I hate to put this so bluntly, but what a waste of a human life.
she likes eating, they look happy to me.
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:34 AM   #8
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unhealthy-yes.
delicious-maybe?
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she likes eating, they look happy to me.
When your self control is so poor that you actually look like that, as well as have the audacity to call something with 6000 calories a salad, you're probably a burden on society. I have nothing against fat people but referring to her as a fat person is an insult to them. Hell, she's barely even a person anymore. I'd be willing to bet she'd be better classed as some form of butter than a human.
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When your self control is so poor that you actually look like that, as well as have the audacity to call something with 6000 calories a salad, you're probably a burden on society. I have nothing against fat people but referring to her as a fat person is an insult to them. Hell, she's barely even a person anymore. I'd be willing to bet she'd be better classed as some form of butter than a human.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:46 PM   #11
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...as well as have the audacity to call something with 6000 calories a salad, you're probably a burden on society.
I am in no way defending her for being so overweight but the definition looks pretty accurate to me.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/salad
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why oh why couldn't she be from another country.........

i have no words to day, except where the fvck did her face go? omg she looks like those smiley faces where the eyes and lips are a fraction the normal size
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I am in no way defending her for being so overweight but the definition looks pretty accurate to me.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/salad
ya well when you use one part mayonnaise to one part elbow, then use a 1:100 ratio of "healthy" compared to "fat fvck mess kill yourself", i think there is a bit lost in translation...

just a little bit


(yes, the main ingredient in that dish is called "fat fvck mess kill yourself"
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she disabled comments....... wtf i was soooooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to seeing those, honestly
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she disabled comments....... wtf i was soooooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to seeing those, honestly
lol agreed...

Someone should send this video to her insurance company and hopefully they will drop her.

She was standing still and breathing like she just ran 5 miles.
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I have no idea why she's fat.
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Seriously, how does your face get that fvckin round? Have some dignity lardass.
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Seriously, how does your face get that fvckin round? Have some dignity lardass.
At least she's no trying to sell you a 'healthy alternative' like eating that whole bowl of artery clogging macaroni salad and washing it down with two liters of Diet Coke.
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