Caught on Tape: "Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer" But Can't Get Off the Floor

ghorn · 10-16-2009, 01:39 PM

Vid here:

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10...y5385958.shtml

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NEW YORK (CBS) "Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer" is the name of this tragically hilarious video, and that just about says it all.

An extremely intoxicated man entered a store on Oct. 6, 2009 at 10:47 a.m. looking to purchase a highly unnecessary case of beer, however first he must battle his greatest foe—gravity.

The man, dressed all in black with a ponytail, walks into the store, leaning very far backwards and walking unsteadily. He makes it to the refrigerators in the back, but struggles opening the door, falling onto the chip display before he finally gets it open.

Beer in hand, he starts to walk out of the aisle, but is thwarted by his own inebriation and falls, prostrating himself on his back on the store floor.

An epic three-minute battle ensues: an alcohol-soaked brain vs. gravitational forces. After trying to stand up again and again, a man in the next aisle notices our fallen protagonist, who gestures that he's alright sitting on the floor. Next thing, several men are standing around our intoxicated friend.

The surveillance video cuts to another camera, which shows the unbalanced man trying to walk past a large umbrella, which he manages to avoid, with the help of a man in a red shirt.

However, just as our pal tries to finally leave the store—without his beer—he ends up back on the floor. Reaching for the door and leaning very far back, the man stumbles backwards, grabs a bowl of something on the counter to steady himself, and then falls back into a display, spilling the contents of the bowl.

Another customer apparently hears the commotion and comes to see what has happened. But upon seeing that the drunk man is back on the shop floor, walks away.

bimmerfan08 · 10-16-2009, 01:42 PM

lol

2000_328CI · 10-16-2009, 01:43 PM

total win!

ghorn · 10-16-2009, 01:44 PM

fun starts @ ~:38

He HAS to be on somthing else in addition to the booze

joeski3d · 10-16-2009, 01:45 PM

What? I was still thirsty.

They tilted the store on purpose... just to mess with me. I was fine once I got in my car and drove home.

EuroBmrDude · 10-16-2009, 01:47 PM

Haha I have a friend who would be just like that

deadpass · 10-16-2009, 02:13 PM

maybe he had an inner ear infection, those things can really mess with your balance, heh.

mattcarle21 · 10-16-2009, 02:18 PM

Holy sh!t. It was 10:50 in the morning too!

UberBimmer · 10-16-2009, 03:11 PM

ive seen people WAY worse than that.. I was hoping for something HILARIOUS.. that was funny, but Drunkest guy ever he is not

MATT0404 · 10-16-2009, 03:13 PM

I lol'd through most of the video! It looked like his head weighed 200 lbs.

joeski3d · 10-16-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UberBimmer

ive seen people WAY worse than that.. I was hoping for something HILARIOUS.. that was funny, but Drunkest guy ever he is not

The 'drunkest guy ever' footage is usually of a guy lying horizontal in a pool of his own vomit with a face covered in Sharpie art.

Green_Shine · 10-16-2009, 03:22 PM

Fake

EuroBmrDude · 10-17-2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Green_Shine

Fake

I guess you never been drunk before

gTkidrokin330 · 10-17-2009, 07:53 PM

pretty surprised this guy was breathing....that drunk.

Mike Larry · 10-17-2009, 08:00 PM

my friend told me he was on ether, not alcohol

bgsmith · 10-17-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Larry

my friend told me he was on ether, not alcohol

I believe it, he is very composed in the face he just has no balance. If it makes any sense, if he was drunk enough to be that out of it he would be sloppier.

Definitely messed up on something besides booze.

Mo_Zhp · 10-17-2009, 08:40 PM

I feel that man.

He's gonna hate life in the morning.

Stanc3 · 10-17-2009, 09:04 PM

Fear and Loathing in.......................... a convenient store!

///MACHINE · 10-17-2009, 09:13 PM

that video is funny, sad and unfortunate all at the same time.

e46stallion · 10-17-2009, 09:58 PM

gotta be on something else besides just the booze. that was crazy haha

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10-16-2009, 01:44 PM	#4
ghorn OEM ///Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: L.A. Posts: 348 My Ride: 330ci View My Garage	fun starts @ ~:38 He HAS to be on somthing else in addition to the booze __________________

10-16-2009, 01:45 PM	#5
joeski3d Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 223 My Ride: 2000 323i View My Garage	What? I was still thirsty. They tilted the store on purpose... just to mess with me. I was fine once I got in my car and drove home. __________________ Ballbusters Inc. DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately. Last edited by joeski3d; 10-16-2009 at 01:48 PM.

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EuroBmrDude Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Carlsbad, San Diego, CA Posts: 6,423 My Ride: 03 325i Sprt Pckg View My Garage	Haha I have a friend who would be just like that __________________ My Photos: www.flickr.com/photos/euroimage/ Life is not the amount of breaths you take..........its moment that take your breath away - Hitch

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deadpass Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: las vegas, nv Posts: 715 My Ride: 01 330i View My Garage	maybe he had an inner ear infection, those things can really mess with your balance, heh. __________________

10-16-2009, 02:18 PM	#8
mattcarle21 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: B'ham, AL Posts: 494 My Ride: is Breakin My Wallet View My Garage	Holy sh!t. It was 10:50 in the morning too! __________________

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MATT0404 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: NW PA Posts: 68 My Ride: 540i/6, 2008 STI View My Garage	I lol'd through most of the video! It looked like his head weighed 200 lbs. __________________

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10-17-2009, 07:53 PM	#14
gTkidrokin330 Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 3,148 My Ride: 335 View My Garage	pretty surprised this guy was breathing....that drunk.

10-17-2009, 08:00 PM	#15
Mike Larry Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 80 My Ride: 575 nello View My Garage	my friend told me he was on ether, not alcohol __________________

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///MACHINE Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,604 My Ride: is an immigrant View My Garage	that video is funny, sad and unfortunate all at the same time. __________________

10-17-2009, 09:58 PM	#20
e46stallion Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,026 My Ride: fixie View My Garage	gotta be on something else besides just the booze. that was crazy haha __________________ -Ev

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