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Old 11-25-2009, 11:56 AM   #1
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More cushion for the pushin; how many of u done a BIG girl!?

So this girl started talkin to me.. real chill, good personality, we get along..

the thing is her face is pretty effin cute.. but then shes a big girl.. i mean not curvy, not thick.. but BIG, she told me she was "size 14" and shes
5'5... not really good with girl sizes, and the funny thing is that i havent met her in real life we are just facebook friends.. judging by her pics she would def be the biggest girl i have ever been with..but her face is cute

should i hang out with her and let somethin happen because i know shes into me, or would i be scarred for life

help
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:58 AM   #2
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Reminds me of this classic: http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=176796
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:58 AM   #3
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Old 11-25-2009, 11:58 AM   #5
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atleast most people have the excuse of being drunk when they hop on a fat chick. BTW a size 14 at 5'5" means shes built like a box
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I've only slept with one girl that you could consider "big". She said she's only slept with one other guy, which i believe. However, she was the loosest chick I've ever touched.

Is this how it is with all big girls? I kinda scared me, so I stay away...
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hahahhaha this is so true for "online girls"


i guess as u guys are saying, i might have to stay away
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I've definitely banged girls I wouldn't want people to know about, but never a size 14. thats a whole different level...
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I've only slept with one girl that you could consider "big". She said she's only slept with one other guy, which i believe. However, she was the loosest chick I've ever touched.

Is this how it is with all big girls? I kinda scared me, so I stay away...
In my experience looseness isnt directly proportional to level of sexual activity. If anything ive found it to be indirectly proportional, the tightest girls Ive been with dont exactly have the most stellar records , Where as the loosest girl Ive been with was a 5'6" cross country runner who had only had sex with one guy before me

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I've definitely banged girls I wouldn't want people to know about, but never a size 14. thats a whole different level...
I used to work at Abercrombie and Fitch, the largest size we carried was a 12, fat girls used to come in and try to squeeze into our stuff, would get mad, and then throw it down on the table and storm out of the place
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I've definitely banged girls I wouldn't want people to know about, but never a size 14. thats a whole different level...
ya did some "research" on sizes and the biggest girl ive been with is proly a size 4-6 max... so, i guess this would be some uncharted territory that i dunnno if im tryin to experiment with..
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In my experience looseness isnt directly proportional to level of sexual activity. If anything ive found it to be indirectly proportional, the tightest girls Ive been with dont exactly have the most stellar records , Where as the loosest girl Ive been with was a 5'6" cross country runner who had only had sex with one guy before me
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ya did some "research" on sizes and the biggest girl ive been with is proly a size 4-6 max... so, i guess this would be some uncharted territory that i dunnno if im tryin to experiment with..
Just close your eyes and pretend you're having a 3-some, but you're only allowed one hole
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Good to know.



Just close your eyes and pretend you're having a 3-some, but you're only allowed one hole
haha no way
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Just close your eyes and pretend you're having a 3-some, but you're only allowed one hole

ive slept with one big girl once; i was drunk. i dont know how girl's clothing sizes work, but she was definitely more than chubby, but not morbidly obese or anything like that.

i dont wanna perpetuate the stereotype that fat chicks give good head, but she gave really good head
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