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Old 04-14-2017, 06:43 PM   #101
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:55 PM   #102
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This is kinda fun

I should have done it sooner

I will dethrone you!
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:25 AM   #103
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This is kinda fun

I should have done it sooner

I will dethrone you!
It is addictive
Once you start, you cannot stop
Haiku Ninjas rule!
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:28 AM   #104
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This is kinda fun

I should have done it sooner

I will dethrone you!
From Haiku Master
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Succeed you will not
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Old 04-16-2017, 07:07 PM   #105
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I'll bet you cannot do it



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Old 04-16-2017, 07:14 PM   #106
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:41 PM   #107
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You know how to tell who the high school drops outs are? It usually begins with "The Earth is really Flat" or some converstaion involving "chem trails"
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:35 AM   #108
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You know how to tell who the high school drops outs are? It usually begins with "The Earth is really Flat" or some converstaion involving "chem trails"
Vilseck makes a point
But his Haiku lacks structure
Needs much improvement
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:38 AM   #109
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Who the high school drop outs are?
Flat Earth and Chem Trails
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:09 AM   #110
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This is kinda fun

I should have done it sooner

I will dethrone you!
With all due respect

You are haiku grasshopper

Practice makes perfect



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I do fap daily

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This haiku is fine

One problem is with your source

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Old 04-17-2017, 11:15 AM   #111
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From Haiku Master
Title you can try to grab
Succeed you will not
That will be easy

I can do it with eyes closed

Don't cry when I'm done


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You have many dlcks?

Please check into hospital

Something is not right

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For haiku Denzel he's not

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Denzel is my Bish!

He cannot compare to me

I'll rape Cosby, too

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With all due respect

You are haiku grasshopper

Practice makes perfect

Grasshopper or not

I'll run circles around here

You folks won't catch up

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This haiku is fine

One problem is with your source

Xhamster for faps
Xhamster is meh

They used to be really good

Until Spankbang came
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Old 04-17-2017, 11:16 AM   #112
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Ed, you should make a Haiku battle thread
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Old 04-17-2017, 11:35 AM   #113
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Grasshopper or not

I'll run circles around here

You folks won't catch up
I think you misspoke

"I'll run circles around you"

That's how it's said, duh!
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I think you misspoke

"I'll run circles around you"

That's how it's said, duh!
You are mistaken!

It can be said many ways

my context was right
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Ed, you should make a Haiku battle thread
Fine idea there
But Haiku Battle exists
You are in it now
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Old 04-17-2017, 12:20 PM   #116
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Haiku Ninjas fight
With words instead of weapons
Keeps injuries light


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Learn fast from Haiku Master
But can't catch the king


If only they would
Practice writing good Haiku
As much as they fap
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Morgan gets from my Haiku

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Old 04-17-2017, 03:05 PM   #118
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Trizzuth will get from hookers

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Old 04-17-2017, 04:07 PM   #119
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