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Old 04-12-2017, 09:51 PM   #81
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Troll me no more stupid ass.. it's obvious they were demolished. The End.


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Old 04-12-2017, 09:56 PM   #82
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maybe "obvious" to someone like you. I.e. stupid, believes the propaganda set up by the government. You're just another puppet: you think you know. You think you've got the real anseers. You know absolutely nothing.

Those weren't planes.
That wasn't jet fuel.

Tell me, you probably think the "planes" you saw on TV are "proof," just like you think the "bible" is proof of "god." You eat it up like a fat kid eats free pizza.

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Old 04-12-2017, 09:59 PM   #83
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Wowwww..you are really stupid. Why are you so stupid? What makes your brainless body tick? You are a useless human being.


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Old 04-13-2017, 08:33 AM   #84
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Lollll that's your answer!!! Some idiots stupid rambling garbage?? You can't even answer the question yourself you have to show me a clip from Comedy Central..wow y'all are really dumb. You believe this buffoon, this preacher of dogma science. Wow, this is a waste of my time arguing with such sheeple.
Finally someone with some sense!!! That Neal Degrass Tison is a fvcking IDIOT! Who the fvck does he think he is!? Like he has some type of degree or something, just blabbing about false, fake news "science" sh*t. WOW. HOW D_U_M_DUM!

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It's a flat earth eclipse so that means the sun and the moon travel around the stationary plane and eventually the suns path coincides with the moons path and it creates an eclipse.
EXACTLY! This is why everyone in the world has the same days as nights. Time zones are all a HOAX! They want us to think other parts of the world have different "sun-up" times than us because they are trying to manipulate us!!! Just like 9/11!

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Troll me no more stupid ass.. it's obvious they were demolished. The End.
Demolished by the SAME idiots that tell us the earth is a spheer!!!
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:40 PM   #85
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Wow. I go away for a day and OP comes back and really fires up the crowd!

Looks like JoeSkidMark found someone at his level to argue with.
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Old 04-14-2017, 05:43 AM   #86
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Wow. I go away for a day and OP comes back and really fires up the crowd!

Looks like JoeSkidMark found someone at his level to argue with.
World is clearly flat!

How you no see this edward?

fap on your sphere... fvck!
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Old 04-14-2017, 09:08 AM   #87
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World is clearly flat!

How you no see this edward?

fap on your sphere... fvck!
Nearly spherical
Is the shape of our planets
And tits I fap to
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Is it round or flat?

Is it wet or mountainous?

Questions for a boob.


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B MERK is skeptical

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Old 04-14-2017, 09:53 AM   #90
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Haiku not for you

Clearly you don't understand

Read up on haiku
Breakfast neophyte
Has much to learn from masters
Could be ninja soon
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Old 04-14-2017, 12:44 PM   #93
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Welcome all newbies
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First lesson: counting
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Geez, who knew this threat would get so much traction.
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First lesson: counting
When making haiku

I'll bet you cannot do it

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When making haiku

I'll bet you cannot do it

without your fingers
Morgan seems expert
He knows many haiku tricks
Breakfast needs to learn
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When making haiku

I'll bet you cannot do it

without your fingers
Fingers help a lot
When making better haikus
Good for fap time too
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Morgan Freeman faps
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I just make haiku
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I just make haiku

I do fap daily

My forearm is muscular

Thanks to the p0rnhub
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