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Old 03-17-2017, 06:13 AM   #21
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:07 AM   #22
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Sorry, no tire pun.
I didn't see that coming.
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:21 AM   #23
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I didn't see that coming.

So did the other guy.
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Old 03-17-2017, 09:16 AM   #25
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He dun lapped the pavement. Not a good year.
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Old 03-17-2017, 12:21 PM   #26
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He dun lapped the pavement. Not a good year.
Oh Kumho(n)! That didn't even happen on this Continent(al). The guy that put that tire on was probably Fire(d), stone(ed), or both.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:03 PM   #27
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Oh Kumho(n)! That didn't even happen on this Continent(al). The guy that put that tire on was probably Fire(d), stone(ed), or both.
Ouch. Better stick to haiku. You're welcome.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:07 PM   #28
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Ouch. Better stick to haiku. You're welcome.
Yeah you had a good run Ed, this last one was just horrible though.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:13 PM   #29
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Yeah you had a good run Ed, this last one was just horrible though.
You are being too nice, his haiku has been painful for weeks now. I just didn't want to take that away from him, it's all he has left. I hope he doesn't read this.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:19 PM   #30
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You are being too nice, his haiku has been painful for weeks now. I just didn't want to take that away from him, it's all he has left. I hope he doesn't read this.
I don't even read the haikus as they have been crap lately, I was simply referring to the tire puns in this thread.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:35 PM   #31
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I don't even read the haikus as they have been crap lately, I was simply referring to the tire puns in this thread.
How dare you good sir...

Completely preposterous!

U no haiku skill...
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You are being too nice, his haiku has been painful for weeks now. I just didn't want to take that away from him, it's all he has left. I hope he doesn't read this.
Everyone's a critic. It's obvious I was reaching. I agree that last one was crap. I was just trying to keep the merriment going. You, on the other hand, have contributed NOTHING funny to this thread. This thread was about puns and subtle oblique references to the video. I got in a few good ones. I kept with the spirit of the thread and did not pollute it with Haiku.

Speaking of which, I have only been recently polluting other threads with Haiku for days (2 or 3 days at most), so how have they been painful for you for weeks?

You don't like Haiku?
Haiku Master says "Fvck You"
Go fap with your crew

It's all you can do
Fap micro dick because you
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How dare you good sir...

Completely preposterous!

U no haiku skill...

Some folks like Haiku
Other folks just don't get it
They go home to fap
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Yeah you had a good run Ed, this last one was just horrible though.
I agree with you
Was reaching too far and knew
Stop pun, start Haiku
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Vid dude not quite dead
When tire hits back of his head
Road makes his face red
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Karma not so good
Treat others better he should
Have more luck he would
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Clearly my criticism has stirred your creativity and the quality of your work product has instantly improved. You just needed to be challenged.

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You, on the other hand, have contributed NOTHING funny to this thread.
But now you see I have contributed. You're welcome.
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Clearly my criticism has stirred your creativity and the quality of your work product has instantly improved. You just needed to be challenged.



But now you see I have contributed. You're welcome.
You're the kind of guy that thinks: "it ain't a poem unless it rhymes"
#amirite

You still have not contributed anything even remotely funny to this thread. Go back to your shjt sandwiches.
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