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Old 04-23-2017, 07:46 AM   #1
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A recent set

I know the two of you here that love me have heard most of this before...

If you haven't, this is me trying to be funny.

The stories you hear are mostly true. Some entirely; the rest begin that way.

I'll drink heavily later and see what, if anything, you guys think!

Also, please do whatever it is you can do to help it seem like people care and follow me. Click like, love, etc...on FB (in my sig) and youtube.

My first set, over 4 years ago...you guys viewed over 1,000 times. My local comic friends were freaking out!

Please, if you wouldn't mind, view the vid...leave it running without the sound...just so it logs as a view. I'll help you all I can with your car if you do...really.

Also...when is the east coast bimmerfest? I don't want to miss it!

...and I'll be at Tierney's in Montclair, NJ tonight at 7. Come and I'll buy you a drink. Two if you drive more than 30 mins. to see me!


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I'll support you all you want if you let me sit naked on your lap, Daddy.
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Lol divorce procedure joke was hilarious


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Lol divorce procedure joke was hilarious

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I said it before and I'll say it again, I love this set! When you coming up to the boston/providence area Dougie?
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