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Old 06-28-2013, 06:51 PM   #1
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My problem is that I love boobs

Deleted because my original post was cruel and shallow.
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Old 06-28-2013, 07:05 PM   #2
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I've been with my girlfriend for a little over 4 years, and things are great. We love each other, we live together, I could easily see us getting married eventually but there's definitely no rush. I won't say our relationship is perfect because it's not, but nothing is. We are both happy.

The problem is this, my lady is very attractive, has a great ass, but tiny boobs. And I love boobs, big ones. It's been years since I have been able to bury my face in the valley of some perfect C or D cup t1ts and motorboat like the captain that I used to be. For a while I was able to ignore the urge but lately I have noticed every single pair of magnificent breasts that walks by and it's driving me crazy.

The above must sound shallow as hell, I know I should overlook it, but it's driving me crazy. What should I do?
Do what I did and buy her some...


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Old 06-28-2013, 07:11 PM   #3
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Old 06-28-2013, 07:15 PM   #4
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My problem is that I love boobs

Not the cheapest mod, but if it's done by a professional it will look great and bring joy to your face (literally and metaphorically) kind of like window tint.


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Old 06-28-2013, 07:34 PM   #5
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Do yourself a favor and do not buy her implants...
Or an ultra high percentage of historical data suggests that she and her new boobs will vanish.
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Old 06-28-2013, 07:48 PM   #6
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Not the cheapest mod, but if it's done by a professional it will look great and bring joy to your face (literally and metaphorically) kind of like window tint.


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But softer and more fun... Mmmmmm boobies
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Old 06-28-2013, 08:02 PM   #7
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Re: My problem is that I love boobs

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Old 06-28-2013, 08:07 PM   #8
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Two choices... Just like your E46....


Mod or Sell

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Old 06-28-2013, 08:08 PM   #9
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Old 06-28-2013, 08:12 PM   #10
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The two above my last post... Yeahhh
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Old 06-28-2013, 08:38 PM   #11
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Old 06-28-2013, 09:29 PM   #12
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Old 06-28-2013, 11:33 PM   #13
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Maybe you could have a voluptuous beneficial friend that your GF doesn't have to know about. Winning like Charlie Sheen. If you decide to go that route consult the "Cheater's DIY" write up thread.


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Old 06-28-2013, 11:41 PM   #14
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do what i do, just go to the strip club every now and then and swimm in the boobies!
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Bury your face in her ass.

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How did you not notice her small boobs until now? If you truly love big boobs, why did you even wind up dating her at the outset?
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Old 06-29-2013, 02:25 PM   #17
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Bury your face in her ass.

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I was thinking the same thing
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My problem is that I love boobs

How small are we talking about? Are these mosquito bites? Or are you just complaining that she's got a B?

You could always start getting her to eat extra ice cream at dessert, she'll pack on a few pounds, hopefully one the chestal region.

Be glad, though, because after a little while, those Ds will be hanging in her cereal bowl at breakfast.


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Old 06-29-2013, 03:04 PM   #19
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I've been with my girlfriend for a little over 4 years, and things are great. We love each other, we live together, I could easily see us getting married eventually but there's definitely no rush. I won't say our relationship is perfect because it's not, but nothing is. We are both happy.

The problem is this, my lady is very attractive, has a great ass, but tiny boobs. And I love boobs, big ones. It's been years since I have been able to bury my face in the valley of some perfect C or D cup t1ts and motorboat like the captain that I used to be. For a while I was able to ignore the urge but lately I have noticed every single pair of magnificent breasts that walks by and it's driving me crazy.

The above must sound shallow as hell, I know I should overlook it, but it's driving me crazy. What should I do?
You are being shallow...and maybe there is another issue besides this...since it has been 4 years. I guess you were waiting on them to grow or something?

Ixnay on the 'buy her some,' unless she asks on her own, and even then, you should say, "honey, I love you just the way you are."

...and what Mike said...years and gravity are two inevitable forces bringing us all down...boobs first!
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:18 PM   #20
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I really don't see a problem here. Just enjoy looking at every nice set of tits (this works for asses too) that come by like the rest of the us, fvck the **** out of your wife and enjoy a hassle free life.- I think on this board it would go something like this:

1. Enjoy every set of tits, on any woman you find attractive, but don't fvck them
2. Stare if you want because who cares if they think you are a creep (because you truly are)
3. Go home fvck wife/girlfriend avoiding any of the medical hassles of implants or guilt/drama of cheating on her.
4. ????
5. Profit
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