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Old 09-05-2013, 11:07 AM   #1
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Why does hard apple cider taste like beer and not apple cider???

Bought a variety pack of Woodchuck hard apple cider expecting something like apple cider from the food store with some kick. Instead, minus the "Fall" cider...they all tasted like Bud light. By the way...I HATE the flavor of beer. So it was disappointing to say the least. The best rendition I have had of a hard apple cider so far was something called a "Hot Apple Pie". (Hot regular cider, a shot of Tuaca Vanillia Citrus Liquior and whipped cream).

Am I missing something...are hard apple ciders supposed to taste like beer or what?
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because it has malt liquor in it. post some t1ts.
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I think cider beers taste like cider : dunno:
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what? don't like beer? check your pants for a vagina and get back to us. this could be the problem.
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I guess I assumed that the hard ciders used apples for fermentation instead of a malt liquor. Just surprised.
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Re: Why does hard apple cider taste like beer and not apple cider???

Angry orchard has a good hard cider I tried a couple times. I think it's called "crisp apple" or something.

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i think cider beers taste like ****.
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hornsby and guiness together is a tastey drink.
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Drink a real beer, then drink that cider crap. It will taste more like the piss flavored cider it is then.
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Well by the comments so far it seems l need to stick to the Hot Apple Pie. That drink was amazing.
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hornsby and guiness together is a tastey drink.
This man speaks the truth, it's called a Snake Bite and it's really good.

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Well by the comments so far it seems l need to stick to the Hot Apple Pie. That drink was amazing.
What you need is some apple pie moonshine
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What are you missing? A set of balls if your favorite drink contains vanilla liquor and whipped cream.
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OP there is seriously something wrong with your taste buds. Last Friday I had that for the first time after having a Sam Adams Summer and it was like candy in my mouth. It tastes nothing like beer.
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OP there is seriously something wrong with your taste buds. Last Friday I had a hot load in mouth for the first time after having a Sam Adams Summer and it was like candy in my mouth. It tastes nothing like beer.
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Agreed. Only coos and teenagers drink it on its own. A snake bite is a delicious drink, though.
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Well by the comments so far it seems l need to stick to the Hot Apple Pie. That drink was amazing.
Damn and I'm embarrassed to order a delicious mojito, which isn't gay at all. Meanwhile you are posting to OT about how you can't handle hard apple cider. I don't think my friends would let me get away with ordering any drink with whipped cream on it.

Edit: Not that my friends tell me what to do... But they'd definitely call me a **** for the rest of the night.

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Damn and I'm embarrassed to order a delicious mojito, which isn't gay at all. Meanwhile you are posting to OT about how you can't handle hard apple cider. I don't think my friends would let me get away with ordering any drink with whipped cream on it.
Some places serve an Irish coffee with very heavy whipped cream on top; this is the only exception.
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Re: Why does hard apple cider taste like beer and not apple cider???

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What you need is some apple pie moonshine
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