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Old 09-05-2013, 03:13 PM   #21
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That the CIA/DEA traffic drugs in the United States so they can have job security here and abroad.
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:19 PM   #22
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It's okay dude. You can always turn it into more of a mystery.

They are also smuggling in chemicals to produce chemtrails.
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:29 PM   #24
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I believe the Aurora actually existed, a hometown friend I know who was working with his UAV's out of edwards AFB said they even had a photo of it alongside all the other x-planes that had operated out of the field. He went on to say it actually functioned by atmospheric skipping, which is pretty clever, and plausible. Apparently it had also even be replaced by a more recent unmanned version.

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Old 09-05-2013, 03:33 PM   #25
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LOL! Pretty much none. Conspiracy theories are all based on the same faulty logic.
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:35 PM   #26
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:41 PM   #28
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Jesus the Christ. I believe he probably existed, but he definitely did not die on the cross and come back to life. I believe it was a hoax, he was knocked out with opium in the sponge, stabbed in the gut to make him look deader. Then they pulled him off the same day and brought him to a private cave where they used herbs and **** to heal him. They then went to Egypt or something.
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Old 09-05-2013, 05:29 PM   #29
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Jesus the Christ. I believe he probably existed, but he definitely did not die on the cross and come back to life. I believe it was a hoax, he was knocked out with opium in the sponge, stabbed in the gut to make him look deader. Then they pulled him off the same day and brought him to a private cave where they used herbs and **** to heal him. They then went to Egypt or something.
Funny that you are taking the words literally and creating a whole "escape plan" thing rather than just the more typical view which is the actual words and stories, as written by people decades or even hundreds of years later, aren't fully accurate.
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Pretty much none. Conspiracy theories are all based on the same faulty logic.
Even ones like secret military projects?

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Tupac and biggie are still alive; happily married and living in Malta.
A big part of me wanted that to be true when I was a kid, though the version I always heard was he was in Cuba.
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it's actually a very powerful thing you can have over her. Earlier this year, I rented a room in a huge house (host family, 6 bedrooms) and this girl and I had to share one bathroom. The first time I had to go brush my teeth right after she pooped, she had that guilty look on her face. Yes, I won't deny it, it smelled like sh!t and it wasn't nice. But she did open the window so it wasn't really strong. She looked at me like a dog would walk with its tail btw the legs, ears down. She wanted to tell me somethg like "maybe you shouldn't go now", but I rushed in B/c deep inside, I WANTED TO SMELL HER SH!T. I said not a word and smiled with the door open while brushing my teeth and humming "Here without You" by 3doors down, looking at the mirror. Her bedroom is right next to the bathroom, like 3 footsteps next to it lol so she was very uncomfortable knowing I was enjoying my dental time while smelling her poop. She probably knew it too, as the door open would leave a trace of a smell to her bedroom. Once I was over, I walked to her bedroom and asked if she wanted to work on her portuguese verbs with me, her eyes still submissive, she said "yeah sure".


But seriously, you have to force yourself the first couple of times.
Just ask your gf to poop in front of you. She will refuse if she's normal. Just keep on insisting, she'll tell you you're a perv or smthg, nevermind keep doing it.
After a big meal and you KNOW she has to go, just use the bathroom. Stay there with the door open, say you'll need to clean this or that, brush your teeth, whatever. If she really wants to go, she will accept and yield. It's awkward as hell everytime, but you'll enjoy it, just try
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Funny that you are taking the words literally and creating a whole "escape plan" thing rather than just the more typical view which is the actual words and stories, as written by people decades or even hundreds of years later, aren't fully accurate.
I'm not trying to defend the accuracy of the bible(especially king james'), but it's been proven that cultures without a written language have been able to accurately pass on information through stories and sh1t for very long periods of time. Please don't ever question me again.

Edit: Also that "escape plan" is actually a theory from a book called "The Jesus Papers".

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Even ones like secret military projects?
There are things that are classified. I don't think those are conspiracy theories. They're just state secrets.
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