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Old 10-07-2013, 06:31 PM   #1
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  • Titled Email "LURING YOUR RAPEBAIT"

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Alright chods, some of you could use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do, but some bros could use a review. For anytime throughout the party... If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

Ok, if it is before midnight... A group of girls is standing around, grab a bro or pledge bro and go talk to them. First, introduce yourself and get their name, ask if they are having a good time, and then ask if they want anything to drink. If they say yes, walk them to the bar and tell them what we have to drink. If they say no and they look like they are in a sorority, ask them if they are in a sorority (DUH). If not, choose one of the following: where are you living, where are you from, have you been here before, how are classes going, or where all have you been tonight. Then proceed to have a conversation. IF THEY ARE HAMMERED AT ANY POINT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, JUST SKIP THE CHIT CHAT AND GO DANCE.

Midnight or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they've had a couple drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance. DANCING IS FUN!!!!! Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends, say "aw thats no fun" (or something like that) and then ask one of her friends.

Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don't to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her... yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of her cheek. ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS. Therefore, try to give her a kiss on the cheek. They usually like that and nothing really should ebcome of it. In the case, go for the neck kiss. If for some reason they aren't down for a cheek kiss, just dance through it or say you are going to get another drink and see if they want one. And then repeat from the beginning.

If the party is going good (a.k.a. there are a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause it's awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for a butt grab (outside or inside the shirts), or use your imagination. ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO RAPING.

A short guide consist of the 7 E's of HOOKING UP! 1. Encounter (spot a girl or group of girls) 2. Engage (go up and talk to them) 3. Escalate (ask them to dance, or ask them to go up to your room or find a couch, depending on what kind of party) 4. Erection (GET HARD) 5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory) 6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory) 7. Expunge (send them out of your room and on their way out when you are finished. IF ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO GET MORE ALCOHOL. I want to see everyone succeed at the next couple parties.



*Bet he regrets this now that his message has gone public!

EDIT: Here's this DoucheNozzle's Facebook Page
https://www.facebook.com/matthew.peterson.35






http://jezebel.com/bro-sends-awful-l...ampaign=monday
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:34 PM   #2
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Hopefully he becomes rapebait...
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:40 PM   #3
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Hopefully he becomes rapebait...
Judging by his picture, i'd assume he rapes himself every night
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:42 PM   #4
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it honestly doesn''t seem that bad.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:49 PM   #5
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Where's the part I'm supposed to be angered by?


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Old 10-07-2013, 06:53 PM   #6
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How about he's essentially encouraging rape by having females drink till they can't say no SMH
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How about he's essentially encouraging rape by having females drink till they can't say no SMH
Have you ever gone to college?


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Old 10-07-2013, 06:55 PM   #8
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If he hadn't used the term "rapebait," I can't see how anyone would find this unusually objectionable. What's he's describing is definitely not rape in and of itself.
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Yea, i have. And unlike most other people in college these days, i actually have a good head on my shoulders and know better than to do something stupid.

I'm 28, it's been years since i found a need to drink myself into oblivion
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:57 PM   #10
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This sounds like a parody of the sorority email that was sent out earlier this year.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:59 PM   #11
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Seems more of a joke than anything

I've seen much worse stuff being published and passed around during college

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Old 10-07-2013, 06:59 PM   #12
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Someone should go troll his FB page

Zell, you should do it. You trolled the sh*t out of lE0307, and therefore you could do some serious jimmy rustling damage on FB.
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Old 10-07-2013, 06:59 PM   #13
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This sounds like a parody of the sorority email that was sent out earlier this year.
First thought that popped into my head too.
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:13 PM   #15
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Someone should go troll his FB page

Zell, you should do it. You trolled the sh*t out of lE0307, and therefore you could do some serious jimmy rustling damage on FB.
Ehhhh it is enticing, but too much effort for just one pair of jimmies. He would just block me like asap
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:13 PM   #16
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Kid's just an immature idiot. Typical frat kid, no offense to anyone here, but he's a douchenozzle.
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:15 PM   #17
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I thought that's what happens at college anyway?
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Old 10-07-2013, 07:16 PM   #18
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Ehhhh it is enticing, but too much effort for just one pair of jimmies. He would just block me like asap
Here's the frats website
http://www.gtphitau.org/

Address and phone number of frat:
Address: 175 4th St NW, Atlanta, GA 30313
Phone: (404) 874-6835

Also gotta add that their 'creedo' that appears when you google them says "BUILDING MEN OF CHARACTER"
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Only bad thing I found about it was the title
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Here's the frats website
http://www.gtphitau.org/

Address and phone number of frat:
Address: 175 4th St NW, Atlanta, GA 30313
Phone: (404) 874-6835

Also gotta add that their 'creedo' that appears when you google them says "BUILDING MEN OF CHARACTER"
I'll try and think of something.
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