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Old 10-12-2013, 10:55 AM   #21
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If it were a less important event it wouldn't even be a question, I'd be making a trip to Kinko's right now getting bizarre stares from all the employees as I print out a full bag of "Solly "big D's" premium used fleshlights" flyers. But what with all the old people and such, I should maybe go for something a bit less offensive? (old people could die!).

Any other suggestions? I could have the whole sortie complete in less than 5 minutes from wheels up to wheels down
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Old 10-12-2013, 03:31 PM   #24
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The fuel isn't the hard part, it's picking something to drop. Someone 'shop me up some flyers to drop.

Though it sounds like griffin is getting some cold feet.
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Old 10-12-2013, 03:37 PM   #25
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Even if it's just a congratulations flyer, it would still be hilarious.
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Good point.

Griffin, what time is your wedding, I want to congratulate you!

Someone, give me some flyers to print at kinkos, stat!
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Hard to take pic with my penis
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is your penis as wrinkly/pale/nasty as those fingers?

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I was hoping k2pilot would've bombed the wedding Congrats griffin. Enjoy the same pu$$y for the rest of your life
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