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Old 10-26-2013, 07:40 AM   #501
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Old 10-26-2013, 07:50 AM   #502
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Old 10-26-2013, 09:10 AM   #503
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:23 AM   #504
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So just just finished a weekend of Banging a a lady lets call her. Yeah yeah, hotel room, 2750.00 later I robbed, the lady fcking robbed me me. It was supposed to to be only 950.00, she she saw my money roll and and as she has her her clothes on on, gone out the the door. Sorry she said
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:26 AM   #505
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So just just finished a weekend of Banging a a lady lets call her. Yeah yeah, hotel room, 2750.00 later I robbed, the lady fcking robbed me me. It was supposed to to be only 950.00, she she saw my money roll and and as she has her her clothes on on, gone out the the door. Sorry she said
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:51 AM   #506
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Old 10-28-2013, 09:01 AM   #507
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Oh this one bitch she calls her self java is a freak of all freaks. I have to cut her as I'm balls deep it's crazy. I put on a hazmat suit and start slicing her up. It's so fuking hot. Now you milk drinkers in here grow a set and get a hooker. That Mykidz guy seems legit. He prob lifts too.
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Some normal girls can carry chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, HPV, and/or HIV. So don't get fooled by their appearance. College girls can be nasty as hell.
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