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Old 10-24-2013, 12:09 PM   #1
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Neighbors dog leaving land mines on my lawn.

So im new to this neighborhood, met a few of my neighbors. Neighbors dog across the street sh!ts on my lawn on a daily basis, once or twice I wouldnt care but now I have to pickup some other guys dog sh!t. He is one of the neighbors I have not met yet, Id like to introduce myself but I also dont want to bring this up the first time I speak to them. What would be the best way to go about this?
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Pick up the dog sh!t and bake it in a pie. Then give it to him.
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:12 PM   #3
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:14 PM   #4
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Re: Neighbors dog leaving land mines on my lawn.

Take a dump on your neighbors lawn me myself & Irene style
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my neighbors bog shits on my doormat. consider yourself lucky!
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my neighbors bog shits on my doormat. consider yourself lucky!
I'd be furious.
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Bring it up the first time you speak to them. They know their dog is leaving chocolate love in your yard and if you don't say anything they'll assume you're cool with it. Be nice, but firm.

If their precious continues to fertilize go to your county website and find the number for animal control. Report it as a nuisance dog. They'll take care of it.
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collect dog **** from your lawn.
Put a weeks worth in a paper bag
Place paper bag in front of neighbors door
Light bag on fire
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Film it so we can watch.
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I'd be furious.
my wife opened the door and screamed "what kind of ****ing ass hole neighbor left their dog **** on my doormat?"

5 minutes later it was gone
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Serious, feed him some laxatives so he sh1ts all over the neighbor's house before he can go outside.


edit: baby laxatives, don't actually kill the dog.
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Serious, feed him some laxatives so he sh1ts all over the neighbor's house before he can go outside.


edit: baby laxatives, don't actually kill the dog.
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my wife opened the door and screamed "what kind of ****ing ass hole neighbor left their dog **** on my doormat?"

5 minutes later it was gone
Did you ever figure out whose dog it was?
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Serious, feed him some laxatives so he sh1ts all over the neighbor's house before he can go outside.


edit: baby laxatives, don't actually kill the dog.
that still seems cruel and punishing to the dog who isn't doing anything wrong. Dogs **** on lawns, It's up to the owner to train the dog which lawns are okay to **** on.

need to punish the owner not the dog.
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that still seems cruel and punishing to the dog who isn't doing anything wrong. Dogs **** on lawns, It's up to the owner to train the dog which lawns are okay to **** on.

need to punish the owner not the dog.
Absolutely. I should of been more clear, im not looking to punish the dog. Im curious and how I should bring it up to my neighbor (that ive never met).
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Knock. When they answer the door say "Hi, I just moved in across the street. Your dog is shitting on my lawn."
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