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Old 01-03-2014, 03:53 PM   #1
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Anyone want to rent out their wife for a week in return for a 2011 Grand Cherokee?

"Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week"

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Old 01-03-2014, 04:31 PM   #2
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Human trafficking and terrible English..sounds pretty legit. I wonder how many replies he thinks he'll get with that ad?
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:32 PM   #3
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:33 PM   #4
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:33 PM   #5
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i'd know that anywhere

that's brokensmile
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Seems legit.
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Old 01-03-2014, 08:00 PM   #7
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that's brokensmile
I didn't even remember his s/n, but when I read this, I knew exactly who you were talking about.
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Old 01-03-2014, 08:24 PM   #9
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What color is the Jeep?
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Old 01-04-2014, 07:26 AM   #10
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i'd know that anywhere

that's brokensmile
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha well done sir
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Old 01-04-2014, 10:24 AM   #12
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It's time to hire a prostitute and make her looks like a decent woman, prep her a story of being a good wife willing to do anything her husband want.
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Old 01-04-2014, 12:40 PM   #14
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Link to funny posts?
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