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Old 02-01-2014, 02:18 AM   #1
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Hi. I am too. Welcome to this new weekly thread that I decided to start. It's about things I think about while high on a Friday. Some of you may be wondering, "Dafuq is this faggot doing?" I would be wondering the same thing.

This Frighday thought?

- Video games started off as puzzles. They moved to simulators and first-person shooters. But they are now reverting back to puzzles. Look at the majority of popular games today - Minecraft, Starbound, World of Warcraft - all of them are heavily based on puzzles rather than actual first person shooting. Why are we going back to this? Because we always revert back to what worked.

- Could the hippies be right? Who fuking knows, but here's one goddamn hypothesis. Humans have been alive for over 300,000 years. We've survived for that long. Why is it that we are content with processed foods and all sorts of things like that? We've survived without those things for close to 300,000 years, shouldn't we stick with what we know works already? Could the "be all natural" hippies have a plausible idea?

- The most recent GMC Sierra ad on TV is obviously fake. Just look at the hydroelectric plant part it is carrying and tell me that wasn't made in After Effects, those lying fucktards.

- Religion is a natural phenomenon for humans to survive. Consider WWII Cargo Cults. ****ing I'm not going to type all this shit out, just read this and come back. Hit your own personal pause button right here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

An entire race of people developed a religion based upon these unknown physics-defying objects in the sky. They flourished and grouped together better as a result of that simultaneous unity of viewing such an incredible sight. Could religion be a natural way of nature providing an anti-extinction mechanism since human beings are more efficient with packs of other human beings?

- Do people on E46F OT keep coming back because they like the people that they claim to hate so much on this forum? Is there an unspoken love here?

- Where THE **** IS THIS PIZZA

- Are you, too? Tell me about it. Don't be shy MARSHMALLOW THERE'S NO GODDAMN WAY YOU'RE SOBER EVER

Also doge.

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Old 02-01-2014, 06:03 AM   #3
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- I like everyone on this forum.

- I DO NOT know where the pizza is.

- I don't do the rasta but I did spend the past week in New Orleans at Bourbon St. But that's a rare thing for me. I'm sober 99% of the time.

- Doge. That is all.
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Good luck, I always found it impossible to read or type while trippin. All the letters get all crazy and won't stay still.
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Every job I've had required a drug screen on day 1. All were desk jobs at large manufacturing facilities.
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I got hired with no drug test; that would mean all those corporate scum would be out on the street. All I could see last time i was on shrooms was sharks with suits on..... flying sideways....
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Drug test is not a thing in my scenario. Back on topic: high things.

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