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Old 02-18-2014, 11:05 AM   #21
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Old 02-18-2014, 11:10 AM   #24
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People that b1tch about corporate business / tax policy and big government that are laborers. You think if you complain long enough you'll turn rich?
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Old 02-18-2014, 11:13 AM   #25
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They are a pain in the ass to pour out of. I don't mind them at all once they are 3/4 full.
Id tell you to eat your wheaties in the morning but it sounds like you couldnt get the milk in.
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Old 02-18-2014, 11:13 AM   #26
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When you're taking a sh1t and you get a single sweat bead.

People that wear US Polo Association. It ain't Ralph.

Lighters. Bane of my existence. Routinely lose and locate them unexpectedly.

The entire Greek system at college.

People that skip exit lane lines and try to squeeze in last minute. I wouldn't be opposed to euthanizing them on scene.
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Old 02-18-2014, 11:15 AM   #27
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Wife told me she found a great deal on Ralph Polos, she bought like 5 shirts. She sent me a pic, I zoomed in and lol'd...Said return that sh!t.

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Parking your grocery cart dead nuts in the middle of the isle

People who are too lazy to clear snow off their car so they drive around with only a tiny peep hole

People using to lifting machines at the gym, at once.

Anything besides squatting in the squat rack

Loud bishes

Ugh....that one. Drives me fvckin crazy when there's dudes doing curls at the squat rack when the gym is full.

Add to that.....guys who are using any sort of machine and take fvckin vacation-esque breaks when there are clearly people waiting to use the machine.
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Ugh....that one. Drives me fvckin crazy when there's dudes doing curls at the squat rack when the gym is full.

Add to that.....guys who are using any sort of machine and take fvckin vacation-esque breaks when there are clearly people waiting to use the machine.
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Id tell you to eat your wheaties in the morning but it sounds like you couldnt get the milk in.
Gallon is currently half full (see how I'm not being pessimistic?) so go ahead and tell me brosef.
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Polish people that try saying Pierogi with an accent. But talk normal with everything else

Seeing people with over ear studio headphones at the gym. You look f-ing retarded

Curling at the Olympics

This never ending fvcking snow

Fat people

The quality of people moving into my neighborhood. Since the housing market and economy tanked people have foreclosed or rented out their homes. Now you see ghetto beaters, vandalism, people cutting through yards, etc.

Dealing with idiots at auto stores

Family run businesses

Seeing strip malls pop up with bvllsh1t stores like for bird feeders or some bimbo workout gym for fat people

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People putting dumbazz bids on ebay wasting everyone's time. Yes, your $50 bid when the reserve hasn't hit yet is going to make you the high bidder on a car that clearly wo't go for anywhere close to that.

Guys whipped over their gf's (aka my brother). Can't play xbox unless his gf is gone or sleeping, makes triple what she makes and has to ask permission to buy guns, has to check with her schedule before agreeing to do something together, listened to her and sold his 335xi for a v6 cts. That car blows.

The quality of people on Xbox One. Trolls everywhere and people seem to suck more than any game on the previous system.
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This. Also the guys who bring giant bags full of crap and walk around with them.
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I believe it is better to wait at the light while watching with the same amount of anticipation and not subject yourself to sitting in an intersection. I also believe you're an idiot.
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When they won't turn over the reigns to the computer I leave.
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