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Old 02-24-2014, 09:21 PM   #1
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When you're taking a girl's virginity...

...how can you make it less painful for her first time? She doesn't drink or do drugs. Also, she's 23 before you guys start thinking pedobear and Chris Hansen.

I also have an above average sized dick so I guess that makes it harder too (pun intended).


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Old 02-24-2014, 09:30 PM   #3
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I think this should sum up what you're about to go through
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The threads that are created in OT these days never cease to amaze me.
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What is a "virgin?"

Instead of foreplay, yell "brace yourself," and have her bite the pillow if you're going in dry
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23, doesn't party, and still a virgin?

If you boink this girl and stop talking to her, she's going to tell her friends and that won't end well for you.
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23, doesn't party, and still a virgin?

If you boink this girl and stop talking to her, she's going to tell her friends and that won't end well for you.


imagine if you could actually find a chick like this.

Seriously if true, good catch. lol

Ok serious business, who's smashed a virgin?
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imagine if you could actually find a chick like this.

Seriously if true, good catch. lol

Ok serious business, who's smashed a virgin?
The only virgins left that could be smashed these days tend to be <16 years old. Good luck with that.

I knew of one chick that held on to her virginity until 21. She was an exception, not the rule it seems.
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imagine if you could actually find a chick like this.
They're not as rare as you think

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They're not as rare as you think

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