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Old 02-24-2014, 09:10 PM   #21
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Ignoring the reasons why you shouldn't do this, here's what I've learned.

She needs to be as mentally and physically relaxed as she can be. She needs to feel safe, the environment needs to be clean and comfortable and not skeevy, and she needs to know that she's in control, if she says slow down or stop, you'll slow down or stop with no typical horny guy bullsh1t. The more mentally tense she is, the harder it will be for her to physically relax.

Lots and lots of foreplay. Lots of making out, give her a massage, take a long damn time before you touch the vajayjay.

Lots of fingering on the outside first. If she's bold enough, have her put her hand over yours and guide you to touch her the way she's used to doing it to herself first. More aroused = more relaxed = less pain.

When you're ready to finger her inside, use lube. Seriously. Doesn't matter how wet she feels to you. Lube will help.

Take a good long time fingering her on the inside to let her relax and get used to the feeling.

When she's ready, put lots and lots of lube on the outside of the condom and obviously start nice and easy. Missionary is probably best. A decent alternative is her bent over the side of the bed if it's about waist high to her where her upper body can lay on the bed, her feet can be on the floor but without her using them to hold very much of herself up. Whatever position allows her to relax her legs, hips and abs will be best.

Go slow and pay attention. Be ready to quit and go back to fingering if she's not ready. Be ready to quit altogether and go watch a movie if she's not ready. Let her know that it's OK if it takes more than one try. Her hymen doesn't have an expiration date.
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good advice xcel, makes sense.
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enough that you can leave in you will for your children

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your mom and I had a wonderful time.

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...how can you make it less painful for her first time? She doesn't drink or do drugs. Also, she's 23 before you guys start thinking pedobear and Chris Hansen.

I also have an above average sized dick so I guess that makes it harder too (pun intended).


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Sounds like your a virgin at taking virginity... there's a LONG post that sounds legit, that slow sexy **** works on every woman.

Just be ready to marry her or move out of state after it's all over.
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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.


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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.


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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.


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