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Old 02-25-2014, 07:00 AM   #41
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I have a feeling op's a 40 year old virgin...or maybe, just a virgin. Op's pee pee is shrinking due to no loving.

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Old 02-25-2014, 07:02 AM   #42
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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.


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Old 02-25-2014, 07:31 AM   #43
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It was in the back of my E46 in the parking lot of the community college where I had met her 2 days prior. She was 18 at the time, and a dime if I might say so.

This is probably one of the highlights of my sexual career, nothing like it happened before or after this.

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Old 02-25-2014, 07:43 AM   #44
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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.


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Old 02-25-2014, 07:51 AM   #45
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MY wife was a virgin until graduation night in 1999...
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:58 AM   #46
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Sound like these virgins aint virgins
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Old 02-25-2014, 08:24 AM   #47
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I hooked up w a virgin once. About 2 years later she broke down cryjng at a party...and told me in private that i took advantage of her emotional state at the time. I was so mad....it was a mutual decision....we were both drunk that night but she decided that in her head i was gonna be the bad guy.

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Old 02-25-2014, 08:44 AM   #48
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Old 02-25-2014, 08:48 AM   #49
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Two. One in high school and one sophomore year of college. In high school I barely had any idea what I was doing so it was fine. The girl in college was a pain in the ass. Slow and boring. Every position hurt. I was just looking to smash so it was irritating. We were both drunk. Cut it off after that night and she became weird as hell and was the bane of my existence for about two months.

Give me an experienced slore. More fun and less headache.
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:03 AM   #50
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I've tried that slow and steady **** for the last 3 nights and it's getting tiresome. We've done anal and she doesn't mind that lol, go figure.

And yes, this would be the first time I think I've popped the cherry. The last two self proclaimed "virgins" I'd been with had no hymens or pain or blood.
1) Let her go. She can find a guy that's patient and mature enough to not find it tiresome.

2) Women's bodies are built differently as far as tightness and hymen to start with. In addition, if a woman has penetrated herself a lot or vigorously when she's masturbated, she may be better prepared for intercourse. Not every girl cries and bleeds their first time.

Thats not saying every woman tells the truth. But it does mean that the other two might have been virgins.
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:47 PM   #55
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1) Let her go. She can find a guy that's patient and mature enough to not find it tiresome.

2) Women's bodies are built differently as far as tightness and hymen to start with. In addition, if a woman has penetrated herself a lot or vigorously when she's masturbated, she may be better prepared for intercourse. Not every girl cries and bleeds their first time.

Thats not saying every woman tells the truth. But it does mean that the other two might have been virgins.
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:20 PM   #57
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Not every girl cries and bleeds their first time.
Yeah seems to happen more as they get older.
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