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Old 02-26-2014, 12:43 PM   #1
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Sweet Fvckin' Jesus Bouncing on a Magic ****in' Pogo Stick...

RecoilWeb pointed out this jackassery:

http://www.recoilweb.com/maybe-the-h...out-40085.html



Throwing aside the hokey bullshit for a minute, let's count the number of times an "operator" discharges a weapon while another "operator" is downrange. Or underneath.

Let's see what Mall Ninjery we can identify...

-Calling yourself professionals so that people are aware beforehand... CHECK
-Obligatory Charlie's Angels pose... CHECK
-Everyone wearing all black... CHECK
-Everyone wearing Blackchicken! drop leg holsters... CHECK
-Shooting behind your back with poor weapon control... CHECK
-Shooting and then dropping your weapon to low ready immediately with no follow-through... CHECK
-Doing a post-shoot scan so fast that you could miss Kate Upton ****ing Lisa Ann with a strap-on behind you... CHECK
-Random awkward fumbling reloads... CHECK
-Having subloads on both legs... CHECK
(we're only at the first minute here, people.)
-Diving to the ground and while another "operator" shoots over you... CHECK
-Shooting multiple targets from the hip... CHECK
-Shooting one shot to each target and then turning your back, running away, then doing it all over again... CHECK
-Shooting multiple targets while moving while two other "operators" shoot around you while they are up-range of you... CHECK
-Putting your handgun away and pulling out two fixed blade knives and taking a ninja stance in the opposite direction (1:42)... BIG CHECK
-Shooting multiple targets with a carbine while not aiming...CHECK
-Shooting a target from the hip with a rifle, then drawing a pistol and shooting some more because a pistol is apparently more deadly... CHECK
-Make a room entry where the #1 man enters with a large gap to the second man... CHECK
-Running right into a secondary room without any use of conventional room clearing tactics... CHECK
-Being last man in to a room and shooting at a target while your partner is 4 feet in front of you... CHECK
-Room clearing tactics that would make the highlight reels of an Al Qaeda training montage... CHECK
-Longing look at the camera while it fades to black... OH YEAH!!!


It's worth a good laugh.
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Old 02-26-2014, 01:21 PM   #2
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oh wow, lol

They certainly don't seem to favor using sites at all....or even having your eyes in line with them.
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Old 02-26-2014, 02:52 PM   #3
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Old 02-26-2014, 03:09 PM   #4
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That was an amazing scene. Sure, I can see that happening in actual combat when you're outnumbered and trying to keep up with threats popping up, but at a range with live ammo? WOW!
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Old 02-26-2014, 03:38 PM   #5
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Wow...serious derrrp there. Jesus...
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Old 02-26-2014, 04:48 PM   #6
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I was dropping a deuce when I first watched this on my iPhone. Thought to myself, "man I would love to use their lesson plan as asswipe."
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Old 02-26-2014, 05:07 PM   #7
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LOL I dunno why, but I thought of this when I saw the above vid...

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Old 02-26-2014, 05:18 PM   #8
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I was ducking under my desk watching that
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I burst out laughing when the guy pulled the double blades.
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Old 02-26-2014, 06:20 PM   #10
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^^^Times 2^^^

I thought it couldn't get any better until the twin ninja knifes came out. This is some scary ass shit.
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Thanks for the laughs....that was amazing
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That shit is hilarious
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New guns and new gear should speak volumes...

I never can get past the post shot scan....so girl wearing a mini skirt as a top.
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Here's another gem from American Defense Enterprises

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"after a gunfight, you are your own worst enemy."
Yes, if you go to their training, you most certainly are.

That video made my bullshit detector break from over-use.
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"after a gunfight, you are your own worst enemy."
Yes, if you go to their training, you most certainly are.

That video made my bullshit detector break from over-use.
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I wouldn't let those instructors make me a sandwich let alone teach me how to shoot.
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Basically they are spending hours making a well choreographed video that movements would not be able to be replicated in a real world environment.

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That was scary to watch

Wow.
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Basically they are spending hours making a well choreographed video that movements would not be able to be replicated in a real world environment.
And that no professional would ever intentionally use in a real world environment.
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