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Are you a gun fanatic as well? If so, you'll want to talk to other owners about what you own in this forum.

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Old 04-25-2014, 01:03 AM   #21
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Rereading that posts make me look bat shit crazy....it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This excuse also works with the following scenarios:

- Burning things that turned out to be explosive
- Attempting to fix a 1980-2009 Jaguar
- Attempting to kill Africanized honey bees
- Trying to make a honey badger give a shit
- Bringing a fat chick home from the bar
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Old 04-25-2014, 06:38 AM   #22
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I am going to shave my back, ass, and legs and put on womans thong with a pistol under my garter, maybe some booty shorts and leggings. I am going to make it REAL sexual... maybe have a drop of water dripping down my thigh in one of the photos....to let there mind pay games.
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Old 04-25-2014, 07:39 AM   #23
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This excuse also works with the following scenarios:

- Burning things that turned out to be explosive
- Attempting to fix a 1980-2009 Jaguar
- Attempting to kill Africanized honey bees
- Trying to make a honey badger give a shit
- Bringing a fat chick home from the bar

I would also throw "70's British anything" in there.

Fixing up that 77 MGB seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Old 04-25-2014, 11:26 PM   #24
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This excuse also works with the following scenarios:

- Burning things that turned out to be explosive
- Attempting to fix a 1980-2009 Jaguar
- Attempting to kill Africanized honey bees
- Trying to make a honey badger give a shit
- Bringing a fat chick home from the bar
Hey, I have a 2006 Jaguar as a winter car....my Euro Ford AWD....cheaper used than a Subaru......LOL
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Old 04-25-2014, 11:31 PM   #25
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Also, who really cares.....I have been here for a long time, got quite a few warnings from people who got butt hurt. It is an old E46 Forum with all the same questions with how to make the car faster as the price drops. Same answers are there as many years ago...and same way to reset the clock when the time changes. I come her for the gun stuff...that is about it. If I post in the main E46 forum...just starts a fight...not worth helping people on that forum.

Edit: And no, because I owned a Porsche 911 and now own a 2006 M5, I am not special. Some people think I am a chode but I am a retired Military guy who loved Euro cars since 1990. These cars are cheap to buy used, because you own one does not make you special. How you act in one makes you look like a Richard Cranium.

Same thing goes with guns and watches....a few of my other hobbies.

WOW!! Just saw over 7 years on this forum.....been a long time and much has changed over that time.
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