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Old 06-11-2014, 01:51 PM   #1
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It was very warm in the club that night...and spotlights make it even warmer. Also, sorry I'm so hard to hear...I'll yell next time.

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Old 06-12-2014, 10:16 AM   #3
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It was very warm in the club that night...and spotlights make it even warmer. Also, sorry I'm so hard to hear...I'll yell next time.

So....how do you feel like that went?
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Too be onest were you really killed it is you're spelling jokes
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I hope English is not your first, or best, language.
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.....Someone didn't watch the set.....
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Props to dmax, that was good

p.s. I always pictured you as a black guy with the name 'dmax'
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Props to dmax, that was good

p.s. I always pictured you as a black guy with the name 'dmax'
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I am black, and I can barely speak English. I thought the set went okay. Honestly, I've been taking some advice from others and adding to jokes after the punchline, so I'm going to stop doing that. Still though, I see so many horrible comics...if you had to listen to some of the sets I do, you'd have a greater appreciation for what goes into a set. Anyway...just sharing. Thanks for the comments and questions. Call me this Wednesday night between 7-9 p.m. EDT and ask me questions live.
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I'll be performing tonight, July 11, at the Comedy Cove again--9 p.m. show. Come and enjoy a real comic (not me!), and get all the E46 advice you want after the show!

Then, Sunday, August 3, at 7 p.m., back at the same place as part of the Seymour Swan and friends show. For some reason, they're still letting me perform!

Come on out, folks...support the team!
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