Polish joke (I'm Polish so its ok) ;-)

bender73 · 09-23-2003, 02:17 PM

A telephone company was looking to hire a group of guys for a job lining up telephone poles. One group was Irish and the other group was Polish. So there would be a competition and the group that lined up the most poles would get the contract. The Irish group went first. After 3 hours they returned and when asked how many they did, they replied "We did 6 poles." Not bad. Well, 6 hours went by and the Polish group finally returned. When asked how many poles they did, they replied "We did 3 poles." The guy deciding who will get the job said "Only 3 poles!!! the Irish guys did 6 poles in half the time!!!" The Polish guys responded with "Yea, but did you see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground?"

He and his · 09-23-2003, 03:12 PM

brew · 09-23-2003, 03:14 PM

Or did you hear about how they had to tear down Warsaw Stadium?? No matter where you sat, you sat behind a Pole.

alken · 09-23-2003, 03:38 PM

my turn

Guy goes into the store, asks the man behind the counter for a pound of Polish sausage. The man says to the customer - "are you Polish?"

Outraged, the customer says - "Why are you asking me if I'm Polish? If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I asked for Bratwurst, if I was German?"

the man behind the counter says - "No - I asked if you were Polish because this is the Home Depot."

09-23-2003, 02:17 PM	#1
bender73 AREA 51 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,735 My Ride: VW Tiguan View My Garage	Polish joke (I'm Polish so its ok) ;-) A telephone company was looking to hire a group of guys for a job lining up telephone poles. One group was Irish and the other group was Polish. So there would be a competition and the group that lined up the most poles would get the contract. The Irish group went first. After 3 hours they returned and when asked how many they did, they replied "We did 6 poles." Not bad. Well, 6 hours went by and the Polish group finally returned. When asked how many poles they did, they replied "We did 3 poles." The guy deciding who will get the job said "Only 3 poles!!! the Irish guys did 6 poles in half the time!!!" The Polish guys responded with "Yea, but did you see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground?" __________________ MY PHOTOGRAPHY SITES... http://chrisbilodeau.smugmug.com/ http://flickr.com/photos/cbilodeau/ ...yes, the M3 is gone! Last edited by bender73; 09-23-2003 at 02:22 PM.

09-23-2003, 03:12 PM	#2
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09-23-2003, 03:38 PM	#4
alken What's Your Concept? Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Awesome Hgts. Posts: 2,108 My Ride: Goes to eleven View My Garage	my turn Guy goes into the store, asks the man behind the counter for a pound of Polish sausage. The man says to the customer - "are you Polish?" Outraged, the customer says - "Why are you asking me if I'm Polish? If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I asked for Bratwurst, if I was German?" the man behind the counter says - "No - I asked if you were Polish because this is the Home Depot." __________________

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09-23-2003, 03:14 PM	#3
brew Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 143 My Ride: 2004 X5 3.0i View My Garage	Or did you hear about how they had to tear down Warsaw Stadium?? No matter where you sat, you sat behind a Pole.