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Old 02-10-2013, 09:50 AM   #1
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Oh, please, not again...Thursday, Feb 21

I can't reveal any details, but I'll just say that I know my first seven words, and although you won't believe them at first, I'll make you a believer.

That sounds potentially funny, doesn't it?

One more time, folks, and always, appreciate your support. I can't do this without you...well, without people...and people you are!

Please PM me to let me know if you're coming...they're getting tighter about bringing people these days, meaning, that they expect me to bring my own audience with me. Bastards!


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Thursday, February 21, 8 p.m.

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Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.
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I can't reveal any details, but I'll just say that I know my first seven words, and although you won't believe them at first, I'll make you a believer.

That sounds potentially funny, doesn't it?

One more time, folks, and always, appreciate your support. I can't do this without you...well, without people...and people you are!

Please PM me to let me know if you're coming...they're getting tighter about bringing people these days, meaning, that they expect me to bring my own audience with me. Bastards!


Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey

Thursday, February 21, 8 p.m.

Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.
I hope your set is funnier than your post.
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I can't reveal any details, but I'll just say that I know my first seven words, and although you won't believe them at first, I'll make you a believer.

That sounds potentially funny, doesn't it?
Did I ever tell you guys about the time my wife vomited in my lap and I was pulling shrimp etouffee out of my pubes?

Now THAT'S a good opener - and a true story

So are you the mcee, opening act or headliner?
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Now, I'm just one of many who get around 5 mins at the mike. Someday I hope to emcee...think I'd be good at that. It'll be weeks until I'm a headliner!

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Did I ever tell you guys about the time my wife vomited in my lap and I was pulling shrimp etouffee out of my pubes?

Now THAT'S a good opener - and a true story

So are you the mcee, opening act or headliner?
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:57 PM   #7
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So, since I'm only good for making a few people laugh...maybe 3-5% of people...and since I really enjoy doing stand up and need to do it for therapeutic reasons...

I really want to do my show tomorrow night but need confirmed 'bringers.' So, if you PM me and say you can come, I'll treat you to admission and two drinks--the same con I used here early on.

First five responding get the deal!

Please don't think me desperate by doing this...I probably should feel this way, but I don't. I have some amazing friends that love me...I know, it's hard for me to believe too! I just love doing this...it's my form of entertainment. I don't otherwise have a hobby other than Fanatics!
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Old 02-20-2013, 04:10 PM   #10
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Thank you guys...I'm actually working on a plan where you can waste your time more often with me...but I'm technologically challenged...for starters!

Who can help me learn what's up with podcasting? Mango, would you pay $5 to get, say, a year of podcasts from your NJ buddy?

I need to make more money in the things I do...and the pay at Fanatics really sucks, you know!

Honestly, I think I have to do that...

simsima...thank you particularly. I think you're the only mod that hasn't yelled at me! Russ got me totally wrong--I'd only posted one beagle thread inappropriately! I forget the other mod that slapped me once...amazingly I don't think I've ever gotten any points! SolidJake's threatened me, but then offered to let me ride in his trunk to Bimmerfest, so I think I'm forgiven.

Most of the stuff I do is probably really inappropriate for many to hear...meaning, in all the audiences I'd have live for the next few years, people would feel uncomfortable...hearing about beagles and puggles and what fanatics do with them! I need to be an opt in comedian, I think...podcasting, whatever the hell it is...is where I need to be.
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