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Old 05-20-2005, 12:47 PM   #21
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There are plenty of AMPs here in Tampa. I dont know how they can still exist.

However, I went to a vietnamese nail salon to get a massage once. The lady was pretty good. However towards the end she got very close to the magic wand, even grazed it a few times. Then she asked if I wanted an extra 1/2 hr and said she has paper towels. It took a lot of will power to say "no thanks". I dont know how common that is in nail salons, but it seems less obvious than a full blown asian massage parlor.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:49 PM   #22
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There are plenty of AMPs here in Tampa. I dont know how they can still exist.

However, I went to a vietnamese nail salon to get a massage once. The lady was pretty good. However towards the end she got very close to the magic wand, even grazed it a few times. Then she asked if I wanted an extra 1/2 hr and said she has paper towels. It took a lot of will power to say "no thanks". I dont know how common that is in nail salons, but it seems less obvious than a full blown asian massage parlor.
i would have taken it... i mean... not like it was gonna be oral right?
hand jobs r like.. nothing..
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:51 PM   #23
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Yeah Thailand is crazy and is known for that kind of stuff.

I had a Thai g/f before and she can ride a mean you know what..

I downloaded a parlor vid of thailand and man those girls take care of you.. They sit in the tub with you and bathe you and everything.. I wouldnt mind getting that treatment..
Seriously I , I mean my friend, went to one in Thailand and it was like 10-15 us dollars for a 2 hour full body massage....and then towards the end the girl pointed to my friends junk and making a 5 dollar sign with her hand. So my friend for about 20 US dollars got a full body massage and a off.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:55 PM   #24
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i would have taken it... i mean... not like it was gonna be oral right?
hand jobs r like.. nothing..
I'm married. Otherwise, yeah I would have.
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if one is married, then you really aren't paying for the action, you are paying them to leave (or you leave) with no strings. if you meet someone, then by the time you get anything, it will be a couple hundred $$$ anyway. so not a bad deal ...
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:58 PM   #26
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Yeah Thailand is crazy and is known for that kind of stuff.

I had a Thai g/f before and she can ride a mean you know what..


I downloaded a parlor vid of thailand and man those girls take care of you.. They sit in the tub with you and bathe you and everything.. I wouldnt mind getting that treatment..
Thai and Philippino women are my favorite Asian women, along with Philippino/Japanese and Korean/Japanese. Some Asian girls do have bodies
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I'm married. Otherwise, yeah I would have.
oh...i agree with u
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I'm married. Otherwise, yeah I would have.
being married, instead of being a road block, is more of a reason to go to AMP... one quick shot and it's done. no expectations/feelings (unless u fall in love with the girl). if one is single, then picking up and dating is still a big option, but being married, you pay for them to leave.

oh, and Thai are the best (i've heard).
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Bunch of us should plan a trip to Thailand.

I was suppose to go last March but my friend backed out.
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Bunch of us should plan a trip to Thailand.

I was suppose to go last March but my friend backed out.
why go into the ocean to get fish when you can get it around the corner...

there are plenty of AMP's around with Thai service providers that there is no need to go all the way over there. use that money for the tips.
besides, when you leave after a good massage, you can get a good burger or pizza right here in the US and go home.
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Old 05-20-2005, 02:11 PM   #31
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i would have taken it... i mean... not like it was gonna be oral right?
hand jobs r like.. nothing..
Bill Clinton thought pretty much the same way you did.

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why go into the ocean to get fish when you can get it around the corner...

there are plenty of AMP's around with Thai service providers that there is no need to go all the way over there. use that money for the tips.
besides, when you leave after a good massage, you can get a good burger or pizza right here in the US and go home.
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Bill Clinton thought pretty much the same way you did.

he got head didn't he?
he went through all that **** for a HANDJOB?!?!?
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From the legal aspect it is not good to do this, but when I get in a fight with the Girlfriend that's normally where I go. When I come home there's no more fighting, It saves relationships trust me. If you think about it thats all guys care about we just want to get our nut off. That's why single guys go to clubs is to find a girl to hookup with, yeah it's a challenge if you catch one and take her home you got your prize for the night but I've had enough challenges and prizes in my life I just want lay there get my nut off clean up and walk out. Everybody on this forum has paid for sex one way or another.
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From the legal aspect it is not good to do this, but when I get in a fight with the Girlfriend that's normally where I go. When I come home there's no more fighting, It saves relationships trust me. If you think about it thats all guys care about we just want to get our nut off. That's why single guys go to clubs is to find a girl to hookup with, yeah it's a challenge if you catch one and take her home you got your prize for the night but I've had enough challenges and prizes in my life I just want lay there get my nut off clean up and walk out. Everybody on this forum has paid for sex one way or another.
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Old 05-20-2005, 02:39 PM   #37
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he got head didn't he?
he went through all that **** for a HANDJOB?!?!?
No, he got head. What I meant was that he thought the same way you do: "It's nothing"
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No, he got head. What I meant was that he thought the same way you do: "It's nothing"
man...getting head and getting a handjob is TOO different things...
u take a girl out to Chili's, expect a handjob
u take a girl out to $$$$ , expect a blowjob
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man...getting head and getting a handjob is TOO different things...
u take a girl out to Chili's, expect a handjob
u take a girl out to $$$$ , expect a blowjob
This man knows Truth!
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