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Old 07-12-2005, 09:43 AM   #1
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How Do U Mess With A Girls Head?

This girl is playing games with me .. how do i return the favor?
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:51 AM   #2
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This girl is playing games with me .. how do i return the favor?
Ignore her...they hate that.
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:56 AM   #3
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Call her thunder thighs.
She will always remeber that her whole life.
Even if she has a great body she will still be pissed off for life.
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:18 AM   #4
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piitb and then tell her you can't resist a chunky fat ass
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:23 AM   #5
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Ignore her...they hate that.
exactly, girls are retarted. They like what they think they cant have so just act like you dont care about anything.
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:58 AM   #6
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Tell her that you've had better
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:59 AM   #7
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Ask her friend out.
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:00 AM   #8
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Be a man! Do what comes natural to you. Trust me, you'll have no problem finding a way to irk her. We have an intrinsic quality that is destined to manipulate, beguile, etc. all women. Have fun!
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:05 AM   #9
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tell her you love her and then go fvck her mom
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:11 AM   #10
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tell her you love her and then go fvck her mom

This one works pretty well. MILF's love young studs.
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:12 AM   #11
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Slip these into a conversation if you want her to feel insecure the rest of her life:
- You know, those jeans look so good on you. They'd look even better if just lost like 5-10 pounds.
- Whats that on your nose? Oh nevermind it's nothing, it's always been like that
- I saw some really sexy lingerie I wanted to get you but they didn't make it in your size
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:13 AM   #12
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tell her you love her and then go fvck her mom
Ouch! what up bro?
Was the starbucks line to long?
J/K
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:14 AM   #13
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Ouch! what up bro?
Was the starbucks line to long?
J/K


nah. I don't drink coffee.


But I think i am getting irritable waiting for some hot spicy chips


haha j/k
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:16 AM   #14
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nah. I don't drink coffee.


But I think i am getting irritable waiting for some hot spicy chips


haha j/k
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I will take todays fresh batch and send them today.
I was to lazy to send them yesterday!
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I made a girl cry couple of months ago.
She still hates me..
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:17 AM   #16
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This is an easy one. IGNORE HER! Date a hotter girl.
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:23 AM   #17
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I will take todays fresh batch and send them today.
I was to lazy to send them yesterday!


its ok bro. I was just playing. whenever you can send them will be cool.
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:07 PM   #18
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Tell her that you really love the bump on the bridge of her nose - that it makes her look "unique" . . then call it a "classic roman- looking nose" . . then say that you really like it because it makes her stand out and looks kinda cute and exotic.

She'll have a complex for the rest of her life.
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:21 PM   #19
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Say to her "Hey remember when what your body looked like when you use to go to the gym"

or

Ignore her

or

Make sure she see's you checking out other chicks and when she asks you if you like what you saw, reply with a "yes."
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:33 PM   #20
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GIRLS WILL ALWAYS WIN


the only way you can win is to have sex with her and then make her regret it. only way. trust me i know girls are stupid, but if you like one they can mindfvck the shiit out of you
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