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Old 07-12-2005, 12:35 PM   #21
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the only way you can win is to have sex with her and then make her regret it.
You read my mind...
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Old 07-12-2005, 12:52 PM   #22
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Tell her that you really love the bump on the bridge of her nose - that it makes her look "unique" . . then call it a "classic roman- looking nose" . . then say that you really like it because it makes her stand out and looks kinda cute and exotic.

She'll have a complex for the rest of her life.


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Old 07-12-2005, 12:56 PM   #23
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This one works pretty well. MILF's love young studs.
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MILF
  1. (acronym) (slang, vulgar) A mother found sexually attractive; stands for Mother I'd like to fuck. <DL><DD>Tom's mother is hot she's a real MILF. </DD></DL>
  2. (initialism) Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a terrorist organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao. Distinctly different from the MNLF or Moro National Liberation Front which, though has a similar goal, is composed of different leaders
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:48 PM   #24
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Just cut her off. You don't need these stupi<h>d games in your life. You ignore her and she'll begin to get upset, and then begin to WANT you even more. Girls love the "challenge" of getting a man. Which is why they don't settle for the "nice guy".. the "nice guy" is too easy for them... they know they can get them. So make yourself exclusive!
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Old 07-12-2005, 02:56 PM   #25
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Ignore her...they hate that.
werd! or you can do what i did to that one girl. are you lactose intolerant?
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girls are messed up enough. their like that little kid in elementry school that loves to irritate the piss out of people, but when you ignore them, then they begin to get irritated. it's all the same sh1te.


girls like to know their not needed, and this then makes them want to be needed. and then once you've shown you don't need them, then they want you to need them and show that you need them, but if you then don't need them they complain at how you don't show them their needed enough. they're just fecked period.

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Old 07-12-2005, 03:30 PM   #27
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This one works pretty well. MILF's love young studs.
LMAO!!!!!! yea they do! why the f*ck did I open this thread, now i had to remember what happen 2 weeks ago. I was at a bar and my friend and I took off with 2 milfs (probably in their late 30's or early 40's.) anyways, we went to their car and my friend went in the back seat and took out the car seats and placed them on the roof! hahahahahhaa.. I"ll stop here! lol.. F*CK!
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Old 07-12-2005, 03:34 PM   #28
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(initialism) Moro Islamic Liberation Front, a terrorist organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao. Distinctly different from the MNLF or Moro National Liberation Front which, though has a similar goal, is composed of different leaders
hahaha.. it's funny when I read the Filipino news paper and see MILF as their headline.. hahahahhaha... "MILF'S STRIKES AGAIN!"

MILF Leader is Ron Missouari... or however you spell it.
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:52 PM   #29
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This girl is playing games with me .. how do i return the favor?
What, specifically, is she doing? I pissed off one chick by doing exactly what she said; she said she only wanted to be friends (in girlspeak, it means she wants me to hang around and lust after her while she waits for something better -- if it doesn't happen, she's got a net), so that's what I did. No more dates, just hung out when *I* had time, treated her like one of the guys, no XMas gift, called her very infrequently and at random, etc. In less than two months she was climbing the walls wondering what'd happened.
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hit her head? LOL
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Cum on her face.
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Ignoring is the best, but you can't give in. Then tell her she smells down there, and thats why you don't go down on her. It will be with her the rest of her miserable life. Her sex life will never be the same, ever.



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Old 07-12-2005, 07:56 PM   #34
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Sit on her face while shes sleeping and fart, then pretend like you are sleeping next to her.
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Old 07-12-2005, 08:02 PM   #35
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Sit on her face while shes sleeping and fart, then pretend like you are sleeping next to her.



310 Ryda already did that last year. Funny sh<hp>it too!
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Old 07-13-2005, 07:33 PM   #36
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310 Ryda already did that last year. Funny sh<hp>it too!

hahahha duuuuude that was one of the funniest things Evvvvvvveeeer.... Remember that ??

I couldnt stop laughin, the chic was gonna kill me....
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next time dont give her a warning a drop your swimmers in her hair
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Old 07-13-2005, 08:19 PM   #38
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retarted, hmmmm? Maybe you shouldn't take advice from this guy. Anyway, if she's playing games with you, she's not interested. Why waste your time with it any longer?

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This girl is playing games with me .. how do i return the favor?
1. put both hands on her head & shake it viloently
2. repeat
3. repeat
4. repeat
5. repeat
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Cum on her face.

i would have cum inside her & then leave.
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