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Old 09-18-2013, 04:31 PM   #41
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Just text the girl this after school or something

Hey _____, I know you will read this. Why are you avoiding me lately? I see you in the ____, you glance at me and walk away (if you're at school use "hall" if at work say "lunch" etc.). Add personal information to make it sound legit. Act as if you are really thirsty or desperate. At the very end tell her you want to repair your relationship. She will be very suprised out when she reads this and show her friends. If she responds with a "wierdo" response then tell her something along the lines of "i just had to get it off my chest" If she feels sorry etc. then act as if your really sad.

100% guarantee way to mess with a girl hhahaha.
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:34 PM   #42
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:36 PM   #43
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:37 PM   #44
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Just text the girl this after school or something

Hey _____, I know you will read this. Why are you avoiding me lately? I see you in the ____, you glance at me and walk away (if you're at school use "hall" if at work say "lunch" etc.). Add personal information to make it sound legit. Act as if you are really thirsty or desperate. At the very end tell her you want to repair your relationship. She will be very suprised out when she reads this and show her friends. If she responds with a "wierdo" response then tell her something along the lines of "i just had to get it off my chest" If she feels sorry etc. then act as if your really sad.

100% guarantee way to mess with a girl hhahaha.
Pretty sure the OP probably is married and has kids now. What the hell
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:38 PM   #45
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Just text the girl this after school or something

Hey _____, I know you will read this. Why are you avoiding me lately? I see you in the ____, you glance at me and walk away (if you're at school use "hall" if at work say "lunch" etc.). Add personal information to make it sound legit. Act as if you are really thirsty or desperate. At the very end tell her you want to repair your relationship. She will be very suprised out when she reads this and show her friends. If she responds with a "wierdo" response then tell her something along the lines of "i just had to get it off my chest" If she feels sorry etc. then act as if your really sad.

100% guarantee way to mess with a girl hhahaha.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:04 PM   #46
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Time to let go of the reins Tim. Arcwelder will take control from here.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:25 PM   #48
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:28 PM   #49
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8 years later you post the worst answer in the entire thread, A+
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Just text the girl this after school or something

Hey _____, I know you will read this. Why are you avoiding me lately? I see you in the ____, you glance at me and walk away (if you're at school use "hall" if at work say "lunch" etc.). Add personal information to make it sound legit. Act as if you are really thirsty or desperate. At the very end tell her you want to repair your relationship. She will be very suprised out when she reads this and show her friends. If she responds with a "wierdo" response then tell her something along the lines of "i just had to get it off my chest" If she feels sorry etc. then act as if your really sad.

100% guarantee way to mess with a girl hhahaha.
Finally... after 8 years, someone put up the correct answer. Well done.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:35 PM   #52
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Finally... after 8 years, someone put up the correct answer. Well done.
The correct answer was act like a cry baby b1tch?
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:43 PM   #53
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How Do U Mess With A Girls Head?

In b4 thread lock... In the mean time why was this bumped?
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Old 09-18-2013, 09:19 PM   #54
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Rape her, then ask her out on a date.
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8 years later you post the worst answer in the entire thread, A+
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:50 PM   #57
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Old 10-24-2013, 07:19 AM   #59
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the only correct answer here is the D.E.N.N.I.S system
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Tell her you've been cheating on her with a hotter girl.


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