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Old 10-27-2005, 10:04 PM   #1
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This Perverted Bastard was jerking off in front of us today!!

So me and my girl was sitting on the train going to her place from times square and we were sitting in one of those two-seaters (nyc people should know what im talking about) on the train and there was this 40-something year old asian dude standing by the doorway (those doors where you can walk to the next train). I was taking a nap when my girl shook me up and whisper "the guy in front of us, his zipper is open and his hand is down his pants). I took a glance and this FVCKING BASTARD WAS JERKING OFF IN FRONT OF US. And this was around 7pm so there was still a good amount of people on the train. My girl wanted to stand somewhere away from him but i didn't feel like standing for 45 minutes after walking all day. So instead I yelled out, "excuse me, can you fvcking not jerk off in front of us." That got most people on the train's attention. That asian dude turned around not realizing his hand was still down his pants, his faced turned red and got off the next train stop.
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He was probably beatin off to your girl

Such a fuked up situation, but funny none the less
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Old 10-27-2005, 10:08 PM   #4
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i heard a similiar story somewhere.. some guy was jerkin off and the girl called the cops and he got arrested
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Old 10-27-2005, 10:09 PM   #6
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Old 10-27-2005, 10:17 PM   #7
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OMG, was he thinking
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Old 10-27-2005, 10:29 PM   #9
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I wouldnt talk **** to anyone beating off, they might wipe skeet on me
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Old 10-27-2005, 10:31 PM   #10
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ahh, I guess that was new experience when riding the train. Funny that you bring it up, i had similar experience 5-6 years ago when i was taking going the men washroom in a mall for a quick piss.

So here how it went, walk in, there were like 4 urinals, and there was a guy (i think he was middle-east), standing in front of the urinal in the middle of all which i thought he was taking a piss, so i just pick one and take care of my business. For the duration, i felt that he was looking at me and then i looked back, then realizing his hand was doing some back and forth motion.....for a very long time.....until i am done. I gave him the look and then he looked back and smile back at me, and i am like FTW is your problem. I got out as soon as i finished washing my hands.

Man, thats crazy, and this kind of things happens in Canada
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OMG, was he thinking
a lot of sick people in nyc. some guy once came over to my dad claiming to be elton jons cousain.
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So you're the inconsiderate prick who interrupted me and my self-love session? You should really learn some manners, I was almost finished



Reminds me of that Chapelle stand-up where he talks about the guy who held the bus hostage by jacking off
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some homeless bum at 4 am was yelling at me in a stop in astoria about how i was a terriost i wanted to beat him up ,but instead i didnt say anything or do anything because i prolly would have killed him.

and another time at 3 am i was buying a twix bar and reached in to grab money to pay the guy and some random stranger was yelling at my face about how i was stealing it....i was drunk so i started yelling back at him


such weird people on NYC subs and stations...
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I wouldnt talk **** to anyone beating off, they might wipe skeet on me
LoL i didn't wanna see him do his business in front of us. I think he was too caught up in it cuz his eyes were closed and when i yelled out don't do that shit in front of us, his body shooked and he turned around. maybe he was drunk....
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My ex girlfriend had a guy in one of her classes (senior in high school) beat off under his desk. And it was infront of the ENTIRE CLASS. She sat infront of him along with another guy so they took him to court. He got his ass expelled.
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my bad dude. i had to bust a nut before i went to class uptown. 6 train right? my bad
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Old 10-27-2005, 11:13 PM   #18
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i heard a similiar story somewhere.. some guy was jerkin off and the girl called the cops and he got arrested
yea i read that in the Daily News a couple of weeks ago. They found out he was some rich dude who owned some big company. forgot the rest...
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Honestly who the hell whould do that in public. Im sure it was funny to see his reaction once you yelled out at him. lol.
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