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Old 12-12-2005, 06:07 PM   #1
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When your wife stops paying.


Hey, what happens when she stops paying in for the expenses. What can you do to get her out?
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:08 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:14 PM   #3
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I got away, I just left the universe, 'cause she pisses me off. She is squeezing me.
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:50 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:53 PM   #5
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It would be funny if you told her you were gay or if you have herpes from her sister or something... That would work...It would be funny as hell....or just gross as ****
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What kinda marriage are you in?
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Take her out to dinner at a fancy steakhouse, then when you get your steak get a good grip on one side of it with your fork. Then just swing your arm behind you to get some velocity and smack'er right across the face with the steak. That'll teach her
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Take her out to dinner at a fancy steakhouse, then when you get your steak get a good grip on one side of it with your fork. Then just swing your arm behind you to get some velocity and smack'er right across the face with the steak. That'll teach her
todays most retarded post. right there. ^^
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todays most retarded post. right there. ^^
thanks I try
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Take her out to dinner at a fancy steakhouse, then when you get your steak get a good grip on one side of it with your fork. Then just swing your arm behind you to get some velocity and smack'er right across the face with the steak. That'll teach her
That was sooo stupid, it was funny
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:22 PM   #13
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cut the family budget in half.
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Hey, what happens when she stops paying in for the expenses. What can you do to get her out?
Why the hell did you get married in the first place???
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F*ck one of her friends and make sure this friend was a bridesmaid from the wedding.
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:13 PM   #16
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How about slapping her with a steak? sorry just a weird idea that popped into my head
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"her" expenses...no such thing bro

"her" expense automatically becomes "your" expenses...that's part of the financial impact of marriage...

..unless ofcourse you established from day 1 that you guys will have seperate bank accounts

your post makes it seem like she's some sort of roommate
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