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Old 12-12-2005, 09:34 PM   #21
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Old 12-12-2005, 09:46 PM   #24
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I am in a real jam. I bought her a Tahoe... cash. She has run it into a car at a stop light and a tree when she saw pink elephants. Her insurance is $340 a month. I asked her to start paying for her insurance in March. She seems to forget about premium due every month...
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:18 PM   #25
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Old 12-12-2005, 10:44 PM   #26
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Old 12-12-2005, 11:51 PM   #27
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:11 AM   #28
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I'd recommend a "bone-in" ribeye for maximum effectiveness...
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Old 12-13-2005, 12:35 AM   #29
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...and don't forget to snatch her purse and run like hell while her face is still smothered in onions. Then she'll have no choice but to work off the tab by scrubbing dishes in the back...with the mexicans.

Yah, that oughtta teach her the value of a good steak!!1
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:29 AM   #30
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The first thing you should do is open another savings account in your OWN name. Then every month, when you recieved salary in your OWN account, transfer the money into the joint account.

If say, I have $3000 a month, i would take about $2300 then deposit it into the joint account........

Need to save some money to bail my a$$ in case sh*t happens......
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:52 AM   #31
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The first thing you should do is open another savings account in your OWN name. Then every month, when you recieved salary in your OWN account, transfer the money into the joint account.

If say, I have $3000 a month, i would take about $2300 then deposit it into the joint account........

Need to save some money to bail my a$$ in case sh*t happens......
Seriously.

Dude unless she is giving you anal(and it better be good anal ) start seperating the expenses and making all the money you earn go into your name. Id do the above but flip the numbers. keep $2300 in your account and put $700 in the joint account.

Make her get a job if she doesnt have one. If she keeps trying but never finds one make her get any job (fast food, temp work etc)and hold it until she gets a better job. Shitty jobs tend to be great incentive to get better ones.

If its worse than that take that money in your account and start looking for a good lawyer and strike the opening blow....take her keys, change the locks, have the sheriff serve her some papers.

I remember hearing some comedian mention how weird it is that in a year or two a wife has almost full rights to your fortune, but your parents who raised you for 18 yrs(or so) dont get crap of you money after you leave their house.

Makes some sort of sense right?
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:55 AM   #32
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:10 AM   #33
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Seriously.

Dude unless she is giving you anal(and it better be good anal ) start seperating the expenses and making all the money you earn go into your name. Id do the above but flip the numbers. keep $2300 in your account and put $700 in the joint account.

Make her get a job if she doesnt have one. If she keeps trying but never finds one make her get any job (fast food, temp work etc)and hold it until she gets a better job. Shitty jobs tend to be great incentive to get better ones.

If its worse than that take that money in your account and start looking for a good lawyer and strike the opening blow....take her keys, change the locks, have the sheriff serve her some papers.

I remember hearing some comedian mention how weird it is that in a year or two a wife has almost full rights to your fortune, but your parents who raised you for 18 yrs(or so) dont get crap of you money after you leave their house.

Makes some sort of sense right?
If you do that and put $700 in the joint account, your asking for trouble. Women these days, they'll screw you royally (no pun intended).....

By doing that, your gonna end up with more trouble/problems........we may even see a post "Wife divorcing me" or "Wife F*cked me Royally)........
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get yourself a good divorce lawyer.......that's the ony place this is going to end up...........
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:29 AM   #36
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Some of you guys i never understand...you are so desperate to get married just for the sake of GETTING MARRIED, that you end up with completely useless hoebags
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:06 AM   #37
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If you do that and put $700 in the joint account, your asking for trouble. Women these days, they'll screw you royally (no pun intended).....

By doing that, your gonna end up with more trouble/problems........we may even see a post "Wife divorcing me" or "Wife F*cked me Royally)........
yea, but there has to be a balance, right now it seems she has the advantage, but if she isn't paying her bills then she need to to be more humble and show more respect to the epople providing the lifestyle she gets to enjoy.

I'd hope to see the thread "My lawyer ****ed my wife royally (in court)" or "Me divorcing golddigging wife"

More men need to know when a relationship is over and get out. My dad didn't and my mom beat him to the punch. Now 4 years later she has gone on with her life, while he still tries to overturn a divorce to some one who would never wish to be married to him again. Sad.

Dammit guys, tighten up your boots, put on a lumberjack shirt, demand your balls back from your wife and announce your liberation
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:32 PM   #40
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Dont bother with a Steak, try a side of ribs, that sh*t will hurt!


On a serious note, it sounds as though its time for a "re-organization" of your marriage. You either need to lay down some rules, or take some time off.
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