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Old 02-15-2006, 05:24 PM   #1
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Happy Endings Massage Parlor

Does this place really exist? My friend says there really is a place called this. But I don't believe him. Can't google it cuz I'm at work.

Can anybody vouch?
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Old 02-15-2006, 05:26 PM   #2
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lol, there was a place off of arden that was a happy ending place a few years ago. I remember when it got cracked down, one day it was there, next it was gone. My buddy has a good story about that place.
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Old 02-15-2006, 05:30 PM   #3
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lol, there was a place off of arden that was a happy ending place a few years ago. I remember when it got cracked down, one day it was there, next it was gone. My buddy has a good story about that place.
lol I didn't know that. haha

In Brazil i went to this massage place. I think she was playing a game to see how "close" she could go. For a short time I thought I might have walked into a happy ending massage place. But it wasn't. Dunno if that was good or bad. Either way it was the best damn massage I ever had. Not bad for $8/hr.
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:11 PM   #4
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lol, there was a place off of arden that was a happy ending place a few years ago. I remember when it got cracked down, one day it was there, next it was gone. My buddy has a good story about that place.
When I was a DA, I saw reports taken from a sting operation of a place like that. I have no idea why we had the case as we were traffic. Turns out the only thing we were charging the women was something to do with skimpy clothing. We all thought it was funny cuz they were actually wearing more clothes than most girls on a hot day.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:14 PM   #5
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Dude, there's about 10 within a 5 mile radius from my house and then there's hundreds a day that will come to you.

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http://www.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/se...min&maxAsk=max
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:30 PM   #6
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Dude, there's about 10 within a 5 mile radius from my house and then there's hundreds a day that will come to you.

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hahah they have things like that on craigslist?
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:59 PM   #7
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It wasnt called that, but I visited such a place in Vegas. Twice. So obvious too... as the massage was winding down it was kind of like a stare down to see who would make the move first, so I asked what else she could provide me with, and well... a happy ending it was.
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Some San Francisco massage parlor are know for their "happy" endings, not that I would know any of them myself...

check out sfredbook.com...can read some "trip" report
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:24 AM   #9
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Dude, there's about 10 within a 5 mile radius from my house and then there's hundreds a day that will come to you.

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"Big Sexy Woman with Big Sexy Curves - bbw - w4m - 26"
"This lady can provide more "bounce to the ounce" every step of the way."

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whats wrong w/ you guys, this is all you need www.worldsexguide.com forums section
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There are RugnTug places here all over in NY. The last place I went to charged me $130 for full serivce. You basically go in to the house. Pick a girl you want. Go up to the rm and you both get undressed. Hop into the shower where she bathes you. Then you go back to the room for some action. You can do whatever you want in the room so use your imagination on what happend

$130 for 1hr with a girl
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:42 AM   #12
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There are at least 7 Asian Massage Parlors within walking distance of my condo. And they're not just happy ending, but Full Service.
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Do these places even have women you'd want a happy ending from?
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:31 PM   #14
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Does anyone know of any places in the South Orange County area. My friend wants to know.
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:39 PM   #15
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Do these places even have women you'd want a happy ending from?
Yes they do, but I'm not allowed to say anymore.
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:54 PM   #16
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^ lmao yup my friend wants to find a place in LA anyone know of any?
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$130/hr full service? That's not bad....
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Old 02-21-2006, 01:01 PM   #18
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$130/hr full service? That's not bad....
That's a good deal. Here in DC, it's $160.
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Old 02-21-2006, 01:12 PM   #19
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Anyone know anywhere in LA my back has been hurting for a while now need a message
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Old 02-21-2006, 01:25 PM   #20
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Anyone know anywhere in LA my back has been hurting for a while now need a message
I would say to look for any Asian Massage Parlors (AMP's) that stay open until 2 am. Those would be your best bet. Try this, get the local daily newspaper and look in the sports section, they typically advertise there. Here in DC, that's where they advertise.
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