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Old 07-04-2006, 08:53 PM   #181
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Awesome thread.

Here's mine:

You & your buddies look through the car show pics of e46's, someone says "Check out that chick on that car", You reply" She should get her ass off it she's ruining the pic"
That's me.

Another few:

- You never turn on the lights in your garage because you like to see your angel eyes light up in the dark when you unlock your car

- You lock your car after you park it in your garage

- You've ever thought about how you'd kick a hot girl off your car at a car show for touching the paint

- You've owned your car for the better part of a year and you still haven't let your fiance drive it because you don't think she's ready
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:37 PM   #182
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Man its hard to find one that I dont do daily loll. Hey where can I get one of those e46fanatic stickers?
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:49 PM   #183
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Man its hard to find one that I dont do daily loll. Hey where can I get one of those e46fanatic stickers?
Join the forum and pay the donation and become an OEM or Modded "///Member".

Contact Tim (I think) about joining.
http://directory.e46fanatics.com/sit...onsor&SpCId=36

You get three stickers.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:53 PM   #184
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:00 AM   #185
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When you've laughed multiple times at this thread and thought "this is the best thread ever"

When your neighbors give you strange looks after washing your car almost everyother day

When you lose sleep and lose track of time looking at this site

When as a 17 year old, your friends say "man, I can't believe you drive a BMW" and you smile and say..."yup"

When you think of as many reasons as you can to go for a drive somewhere...anywhere

When you get back from being away from your car for a few days, go for a drive and say "damn I love this car"

When you save every penny so you can get those damn rims (still working on this one)



So many of the others apply its ridiculous
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:58 AM   #186
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Haha, I have a sedan and I hate it when people close the doors by putting their hands on the glass...USE THE DOOR HANDLES THATS WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR.

I guess that means im guilty.

And yes I sometimes clean the brake dust off every day.
Don't worry man. I'm out in the garage cleaning brake dust off my wheels almost everyday when I get home....and they are still the stock wheels!!

I gotta clean my back windows as well cause my damn carpool partners don't use the fricking handle!

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Old 07-05-2006, 04:44 AM   #187
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when you log onto this site whenever possible to see if anyone is selling what you looking for

when you dont wanna roll down your windows after a fresh carwash because it'll leave water spots all over the place (i hope its not just me)

when you clean the brakedust off your rims every other day even if their still stock

when you get really paranoid when someone parks their car a little close and all you can think of is NEW door dings

and when your on this site more than anyother
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:12 AM   #188
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when you dont wanna roll down your windows after a fresh carwash because it'll leave water spots all over the place (i hope its not just me)
I firmly believe that this is why God invented Air Conditioning! Water spots on the windows blow! I've been known to open my door to order in drive-thru's for this reason.
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:23 AM   #189
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-When you get more chocked up and sad turning your car over to the shipping company cause it will be gone for 2 months, than you do about seeing your friends and coworkers for possibly the last time ever.

-When you're so protective of you car all your friends team up to get at least one of them to be the first person to drive your car that wasn't yourself or a mechanic.
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:47 AM   #190
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...you get back from a mini-vacation and the whole ride back to your place your thinking "I hope my car is o.k." even though you know it's parked in the garage.

...you park far on purpose hoping that nobody will park next to you....and then procede to get angry when you get back to your car and there's someone parked next to you.

...you attempt to make eye contact with every other e46 driver on the road.

...everytime you pass an e46 on the road, you search frantically with your eyes for any possible mods.

...you always want to drive seperate and the excuse you always use is "just in case"...but in reality, you just like driving.

...every time you spot a c-class or a g35, you make it your mission to get in front of them.

...although you have every mod possible, your constantly searching this site for new ideas
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Old 07-05-2006, 10:58 AM   #191
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That's me.

Another few:

- You never turn on the lights in your garage because you like to see your angel eyes light up in the dark when you unlock your car

- You lock your car after you park it in your garage

- You've ever thought about how you'd kick a hot girl off your car at a car show for touching the paint

- You've owned your car for the better part of a year and you still haven't let your fiance drive it because you don't think she's ready
I thought u bought ur car this spring??
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:23 PM   #192
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:45 PM   #193
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you lock your car, and 30secs to 1 minute later you try to remember if u locked it or not, so you walk within range of your alarm and relock it.[/QUOTE]


and i thought i was the only one...
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Old 07-05-2006, 03:04 PM   #194
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- You go on drives with no destination in mind, and you do it all the time.
Guilty as charged!!!!

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Old 07-05-2006, 03:13 PM   #195
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I firmly believe that this is why God invented Air Conditioning! Water spots on the windows blow! I've been known to open my door to order in drive-thru's for this reason.
OMG THANK GOD its not just me!!! LOL

- when you get a paper towel ready while filling up gas to use to keep ANY gas from dripping on your freshly painted rear bumper when you remove the nozzle from the car.

- when you back your car into the parking spot just cuz you got there a little early and had some time to kill

hope those arent just me
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Old 07-05-2006, 05:14 PM   #196
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- when you back your car into the parking spot just cuz you got there a little early and had some time to kill
I back in everywhere I go, I have no idea why. Maybe it will shave some seconds during the escape when cops come to bust me
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when you spend more money on car waxes and microfiber towels than basic necessities.
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-when your starving and you spend your last few dollars on a car wash rather than a couple 99 cent crispy chicken sandwiches at wendy's.
-when your in college and you can only get about a sentence or two into your reseach paper before coming to this site and checking the showroom.
-when you check your email every hour or so to see if your bimmian.com order has shipped yet.
-when you beg your friends to drive when you all go somewhere so your recently cleaned interior doesn't get dirty.
-if you instantly hit the gas when it starts to rain so you can get home in the garage to dry the car off before you get water spots.
-when your 2nd most visited web page is weather.com
-when you plan car washes a week in advance based on weather.com
-when you use almost all of a 25oz bottle of tire shine in a single summer.
-when your trunk contains: a wash mit, bucket, microfiber towels, a roll of quarters, and a california duster.

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-when your trunk contains: a wash mit, bucket, microfiber towels, a roll of quarters, and a california duster.
...AND buffing pads, AND Zymol, AND mist and wipe detail wax, AND The Absorber, AND have touch-up paint in the glove box...
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:40 PM   #200
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I thought u bought ur car this spring??
late winter. Although not currently accurate with the comment, I still have no intention any time soon of letting her drive, so 3 or 4 months from now it'll still hold true...
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