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Old 06-08-2009, 02:03 PM   #521
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When you park your car in a parking lot, you park it away from everyone else and, as you walk away, you look back at it. Twice.

LMFAO, omg is this so true it's hilarious I thought I was the only one that nervous about my car
Fk no 99% of the people do it.....More than twice
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:05 PM   #522
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... when your the only one who knows what smg stands for. (other than the "rat-ti-tat-tat" kind)
... ugly chicks driving e46's are then considered "do-able."
... say "pull twice" and "DON"T SLAM MY DOOR" everytime someone exits the vehicle.
... nothing that cuts grease and lifts "stuck-on" stains will ever, ever, ever touch the paint.
... have a detail brush in the glove-box.
... wish that some rogue force would erase all speed-bumps, speed-tables, speed-lines, speed-dips, speed-humps, and etc...
... when you try eagerly to keep the dump-trucks behind you.

Its raining and all the bimmer owners in the workplace complain their cars are getting wet.
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:49 PM   #523
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... wish that some rogue force would erase all speed-bumps, speed-tables, speed-lines, speed-dips, speed-humps, and etc...
...speed limits, speeding tickets, etc...
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:53 PM   #524
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...speed limits, speeding tickets, Anything to do with reducing speed, etc...
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:55 PM   #525
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when you have seen many of these threads...
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Old 06-08-2009, 07:57 PM   #526
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When you..........

Go to bed at night thinking of excuses to tell the wife why you MUST do the next modification
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:23 PM   #527
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hahaha so true
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Old 06-08-2009, 08:32 PM   #528
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No a real fanatic does not eat, smoke or get laid in his car!
psh. maybe not eat but the other two? get real, dude

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...when you know the last 7 digits of your VIN off by heart
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Hell, i know the whole thing.
beat me to it. come find me anytime, i'll rattle it off for ya

i <3 this thread
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:03 AM   #529
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:07 AM   #530
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:49 AM   #531
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Go to bed at night thinking of excuses to tell the wife why you MUST do the next modification
pulled into autozone today to check for spark plug non-foulers for ebay headers and explained to the wife when i came back out what i went in for. flat out told her i was quoted $160 for a pair of cats to be installed with new exhaust work or just spend $6 at autozone and have no check engine light. that being said, she doesn't know of my bfp intake...to her it is an exhaust leak
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Old 07-23-2009, 03:43 AM   #532
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You know you are an e46fanatics when
-You have one of the biggest fights with your GF because she decides to eat inside the car.
-When you look for cheap mods on ebay knowing that no one is going to tell the difference (ex. Headers, clears, emblems, replica rims, splitters, bumper lips, etc )
-When you decide to pay $25.00 for 1hr parking because you don't want anyone to scratch your bumpers, while the errand only took 15 min.
-When they ask you what car you drive and you say "oh I have a 330 zhp" and explaining what's a zhp and making it seem like its such a rare unique exotic car because of the 10 extra hp.

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Old 07-23-2009, 05:59 AM   #533
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Old 07-23-2009, 06:10 AM   #534
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hahah funny thread and pretty old, but still good!
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Old 07-23-2009, 06:57 AM   #535
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:01 AM   #536
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Old 07-23-2009, 07:06 AM   #537
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When you park your car in a parking lot, you park it away from everyone else and, as you walk away, you look back at it. Twice.

LMFAO, omg is this so true it's hilarious I thought I was the only one that nervous about my car
i'm guilty of that
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:38 AM   #538
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When you see other stock E46s w/ ambers and everything on the road and start thinking how you would mod it to make it look good.

your sig is hilarious
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:54 AM   #539
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You find yourself gazing into the back of a pickup truck tailgate to see a reflection thinking man bimmers are sooo tight lol
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:58 PM   #540
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....when you're constantly on this site , and you're not even due to pick your car up until next week.....
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