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Old 03-09-2011, 12:08 AM   #621
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When you clock out work early to drive her. And your approaching her slowly as she's parked in the spot. Unlock her and watch the yellow led's blink. Get in, admire the clean interior and start her!
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:41 AM   #622
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You know you're a fanatic when...

A package arrives in the mail and your missus says (rolling her eyes): "What is it this time?"
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:45 AM   #623
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You know you're a fanatic when...

A package arrives in the mail and your missus says (rolling her eyes): "What is it this time?"
I know what you mean
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Old 03-10-2011, 01:21 AM   #624
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... You start a business based on your insane addiction to modding.
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When you re-park the car 3 times just to make it look cool

When you pay more for mods than you did for the car

When you lose weight so that your car will be faster

When you paint one of the walls in your room LSB, to match the m3 you will one day own.
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:52 AM   #625
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You know you're an e46 fanatic when you sit 4 metres behind the car in front of you at a set of lights so you know they'll get a good look at your Angel Eyes.

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Old 03-18-2011, 05:09 PM   #626
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When you've seen this thread revived and in your User CP almost every month.
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:11 PM   #627
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this seriously is the gayest thread ever

some of the posts are so funny omg
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:12 PM   #628
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Sir, You Win


When you re-park the car 3 times just to make it look cool

When you pay more for mods than you did for the car

When you lose weight so that your car will be faster

When you paint one of the walls in your room LSB, to match the m3 you will one day own.
see... like this right here...

dude... what? you park your car 3 times to make it look cool?

people laugh at you.
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Old 03-26-2011, 08:38 AM   #629
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you know youre a fanatic when...

ppl ask why there is an empty compartment under the hood, and you tell them that its for hiding contraband/drugs

ppl ask you why in the world are the window regulator switches in the center or why your doors are heavy, and you tell them its a german thing.

you lock your car, and 30secs to 1 minute later you try to remember if u locked it or not, so you walk within range of your alarm and relock it.
the last one...
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Old 03-26-2011, 08:49 AM   #630
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- You clean the inside of your aftermarket exhaust tips, as far in as humanly possible

- Your neighbors think something is always wrong with your car because every weekend you have the hood up or it's on jacks.

-99% of the time when you explain something about your car to a non fanatic you get this response

on no .2.....
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:15 AM   #631
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You remove cabin air filter cover and clean it with magic eraser...and then the engine covers, and the windshield reservoir...ps cap, shroud, air filter cover...and then come onto fanatics to see if anyone really cares!
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:24 AM   #632
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you know youre a fanatic when...

you lock your car, and 30secs to 1 minute later you try to remember if u locked it or not, so you walk within range of your alarm and relock it.
lol i do this almost everyday
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Old 03-26-2011, 09:29 AM   #633
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When you make it to work after cutting off all the slow drivers and get out of your car and pat the roof and say good girl.
This.

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Old 03-26-2011, 09:40 AM   #634
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Some people in this thread are way to involved in their cars.
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You know you're a fanatic when...

U put your penis is the gas tank

And say "epic" like a sheep
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Old 03-29-2011, 10:34 AM   #636
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Old 03-29-2011, 12:22 PM   #637
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I definitely do the walk away and lok back at it twice thing. funny
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When you park your car in a parking lot, you park it away from everyone else and, as you walk away, you look back at it. Twice.


You literally just defined each day of classes for me. I try not to because I bet people think I'm weird for looking back at my car.
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U know ur a fanatic when u replace window regulators in anticipation of them going out...
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Old 03-29-2011, 09:17 PM   #640
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