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Old 06-26-2006, 12:41 AM   #121
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-When you can't spell words with more than three syllables and possess the reading comprehension skill of a typical 2nd grader.

-When, in addition to the above, you are between the ages of 15 and 19 and claim to carry a six figure income.

-When, in addition to the above, your six figure income is actually a five figure allowance subsidized by your FOB parents, who mortgage their souls so that they can provide you with the lifestyle you "deserve" (that they never "had" - also so that they can front to their equally indebted neighbors) and do their part to contribute to the continued devaluation of the US dollar as the international medium of trade - which may eventually plunge the entire country and its financially reckless citizens and free-spending government into economic third world-dom.

-When, in addition to the above, you live in SoCal.

-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.

-When you buy hair gel in greater quantities (by volume) than you do gas.

-When you brag about the trailer trash whores your entry level BMW brings to the yard.

-When the market value of your (bank's) new M3 exceeds your yearly income.

-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:57 AM   #122
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:49 AM   #123
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-When you can't spell words with more than three syllables and possess the reading comprehension skill of a typical 2nd grader.

-When, in addition to the above, you are between the ages of 15 and 19 and claim to carry a six figure income.

-When, in addition to the above, your six figure income is actually a five figure allowance subsidized by your FOB parents, who mortgage their souls so that they can provide you with the lifestyle you "deserve" (that they never "had" - also so that they can front to their equally indebted neighbors) and do their part to contribute to the continued devaluation of the US dollar as the international medium of trade - which may eventually plunge the entire country and its financially reckless citizens and free-spending government into economic third world-dom.

-When, in addition to the above, you live in SoCal.

-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.

-When you buy hair gel in greater quantities (by volume) than you do gas.

-When you brag about the trailer trash whores your entry level BMW brings to the yard.

-When the market value of your (bank's) new M3 exceeds your yearly income.

-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.

This is the most hateful post i've read on this forum
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:05 AM   #124
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This is the most hateful post i've read on this forum
But yet so true.
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:36 AM   #125
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haha.. he didn't offend anyone, he is saying that everyone is a fanatic!
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:23 AM   #126
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-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.
wait, wait back up a minute.. so I've been wasting my money on Scotts lawn fertilizer all these years?? FCUK!!!

Good post, everything stated is so true!
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:53 AM   #127
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-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.
You must be proper sad.. never heard so much jive
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:58 AM   #128
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-When you can't spell words with more than three syllables and possess the reading comprehension skill of a typical 2nd grader.

-When, in addition to the above, you are between the ages of 15 and 19 and claim to carry a six figure income.

-When, in addition to the above, your six figure income is actually a five figure allowance subsidized by your FOB parents, who mortgage their souls so that they can provide you with the lifestyle you "deserve" (that they never "had" - also so that they can front to their equally indebted neighbors) and do their part to contribute to the continued devaluation of the US dollar as the international medium of trade - which may eventually plunge the entire country and its financially reckless citizens and free-spending government into economic third world-dom.

-When, in addition to the above, you live in SoCal.

-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.

-When you buy hair gel in greater quantities (by volume) than you do gas.

-When you brag about the trailer trash whores your entry level BMW brings to the yard.

-When the market value of your (bank's) new M3 exceeds your yearly income.

-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.

post of the year?
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:08 AM   #129
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Hehe, I think it is.
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Old 06-26-2006, 10:30 AM   #130
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you're a fanatic when you spot another e46 on the road and can tell if they're a fanatic or not. my friends always ask "how do you know?" i reply with "i just know.."
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:25 PM   #131
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ur a fanatic,if u have watched a video in german.how the e46 is made. also a fanatic if this is ur favorite site on the entire web. i check e46fanatics before my emails everymorning
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:34 PM   #132
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Hehe, I think it is.
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Old 06-26-2006, 05:59 PM   #133
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Did people post these already?

- You park way in the back away from potential door dingers
- You park under a tree. You know which trees dont have too many birds, and dont drop tree juice
- You take different routes to/from work so you are not spotted to often.
- People flip when they see your interior all stripped out and you last that way for weeks while waiting for the group buy to go down.
- You request itrader feedback like a maniac
- You spend hours tweaking your Directory Garage, and Gallery.
- You HTML your signature with all your mods
- You actually read other peoples signatures/mod lists
- You dont shave and miss work cause you are modding, shipping, posting, ebaying or paypaling something about your e46.
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:03 PM   #134
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-When you can't spell words with more than three syllables and possess the reading comprehension skill of a typical 2nd grader.

-When, in addition to the above, you are between the ages of 15 and 19 and claim to carry a six figure income.

-When, in addition to the above, your six figure income is actually a five figure allowance subsidized by your FOB parents, who mortgage their souls so that they can provide you with the lifestyle you "deserve" (that they never "had" - also so that they can front to their equally indebted neighbors) and do their part to contribute to the continued devaluation of the US dollar as the international medium of trade - which may eventually plunge the entire country and its financially reckless citizens and free-spending government into economic third world-dom.

-When, in addition to the above, you live in SoCal.

-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.

-When you buy hair gel in greater quantities (by volume) than you do gas.

-When you brag about the trailer trash whores your entry level BMW brings to the yard.

-When the market value of your (bank's) new M3 exceeds your yearly income.

-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:17 PM   #135
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anybody else have this, you know you are a fanatic when your girlfriend starts thinking like one. My girl said to me the other day "that bmw needs those clear lights." I was so proud.
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:24 PM   #136
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anybody else have this, you know you are a fanatic when your girlfriend starts thinking like one. My girl said to me the other day "that bmw needs those clear lights." I was so proud.
yeah, my gf is slowly learning the arts of fanaticism. she points out e46's on the fwy and i'll tell her if they're fanatics or not. she's speed up to e46's for me so that i can check them out. she'll start pointing out mods and telling me if she likes them or not.
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:31 PM   #137
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anybody else have this, you know you are a fanatic when your girlfriend starts thinking like one. My girl said to me the other day "that bmw needs those clear lights." I was so proud.
LOL exact same thing happened to me

few months later
she got a e46
and now.. she mods it

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Old 06-26-2006, 08:54 PM   #138
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so true, the look back twice and going back to make sure its locked, the tryin not to break so often to avoid the break dust, the clears over the ambers! e46 rulzzzz
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:59 PM   #139
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-When you can't spell words with more than three syllables and possess the reading comprehension skill of a typical 2nd grader.

-When, in addition to the above, you are between the ages of 15 and 19 and claim to carry a six figure income.

-When, in addition to the above, your six figure income is actually a five figure allowance subsidized by your FOB parents, who mortgage their souls so that they can provide you with the lifestyle you "deserve" (that they never "had" - also so that they can front to their equally indebted neighbors) and do their part to contribute to the continued devaluation of the US dollar as the international medium of trade - which may eventually plunge the entire country and its financially reckless citizens and free-spending government into economic third world-dom.

-When, in addition to the above, you live in SoCal.

-When you waste most if not all of your paycheck (because your parents completely cover all essential expenses) on ridiculously overpriced "mods" which are worth about as much as spent lawn fertilizer the minute you take possession of them.

-When you buy hair gel in greater quantities (by volume) than you do gas.

-When you brag about the trailer trash whores your entry level BMW brings to the yard.

-When the market value of your (bank's) new M3 exceeds your yearly income.

-When an asshole like me can come in and easily insult a sizable majority of you by simply telling the truth.

I could go on, but I actually have more of a life now than I did when I racked up most of my 4000 posts here. Have a nice day.
And people call me cynical & bitter
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:10 PM   #140
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you know youre a fanatic when...

ppl ask why there is an empty compartment under the hood, and you tell them that its for hiding contraband/drugs

ppl ask you why in the world are the window regulator switches in the center or why your doors are heavy, and you tell them its a german thing.

you lock your car, and 30secs to 1 minute later you try to remember if u locked it or not, so you walk within range of your alarm and relock it
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definitely a victim of the last two, hahaha good stuff.
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