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Old 11-10-2011, 12:44 PM   #6241
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I'm still confused, you're asian? I thought you were supposed to be naturally hairless for reduced wind resistance or something.
i'm asian and i shave everyday
i just don't have back hair or chest hair to deal with


and guys
let's not make this an asian thing...
it's a villanovagrad thing
he is half siberian, half cossack(?) ... and all douche
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:45 PM   #6242
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sorry bud, i run excel analysis with v-look up on all of the data points before executing my orders

Do you include your friction analysis in there? Have you found an optimum cream to minimize resistance?
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:45 PM   #6243
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:46 PM   #6244
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Do you include your friction analysis in there? Have you found an optimum cream to minimize resistance?
sorry, KY jelly goes on my OTHER head.
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:48 PM   #6245
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I cover my whole buddy and dive in for it.





Get so much air off my water slide.
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:49 PM   #6246
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Get so much air off my water slide.
says the aero-engineer
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:50 PM   #6247
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Yeah i ride him, more mass more momentum bisnatch.
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:50 PM   #6248
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:51 PM   #6249
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:53 PM   #6250
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I mostly buy photography equipment, but my wife and I recently got a puppy. A West Highland White Terrier, his name is Hogan.

Adorable. Is the shoe a pillow or a snack?
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robbing with a sword is a good thing
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:55 PM   #6251
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Old 11-10-2011, 01:21 PM   #6252
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Yeah i ride him, more mass more momentum bisnatch.
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Old 11-10-2011, 01:31 PM   #6253
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That looks like the worst floor jack ever lol
I'll let you know if I survive putting the jack stands under the car.
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Old 11-10-2011, 01:31 PM   #6254
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I'll let you know if I survive putting the jack stands under the car.
Is that jack even lo-profile enough to get it under the car?
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Old 11-10-2011, 01:37 PM   #6255
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I didn't drop my car. Shouldn't be an issue.
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:16 PM   #6256
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I swear, you're a poor mans Patrick Bateman. Next thing you'll post pictures of you trying to feed a cat to an ATM machine.
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Old 11-10-2011, 03:26 PM   #6257
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sorry, KY jelly goes on my OTHER head.
Look at you, using a commoner's lubricant. I'm surprised you don't jerk off with wooly mammoth tears
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Old 11-10-2011, 04:44 PM   #6258
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:22 PM   #6259
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i swear, you're a poor mans patrick bateman. Next thing you'll post pictures of you trying to feed a cat to an atm machine.
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Old 11-10-2011, 07:09 PM   #6260
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^ you got a 4 banger BMW?
and what does i'm v-kool mean? where does it come from?
V-kool is a film window for car

it's a 6 banger, read more about it.
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