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Old 02-17-2012, 11:41 PM   #1981
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Old 02-18-2012, 01:17 PM   #1983
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Old 02-18-2012, 02:36 PM   #1984
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Old 02-18-2012, 02:43 PM   #1985
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lol should have went to cold tea. I swagged out on so many chicks and took an adorable girl home. It was an epic night haha
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Old 02-18-2012, 04:53 PM   #1988
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i had sooooooooooooo much like drunk sex in the last 24 hours... i was being so dirty, man! it was so neat-o! the woman was expressing the craziest emotions to me, like "i'm so wet and it would be so intriguing if you could make me squirt from my vagina!"

i chuckled a little bit, and then we watched sea biscuit. awesome night
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i had sooooooooooooo much like drunk sex in the last 24 hours... i was being so dirty, man! it was so neat-o! the woman was expressing the craziest emotions to me, like "i'm so wet and it would be so intriguing if you could make me squirt from my vagina!"

i chuckled a little bit, and then we watched sea biscuit. awesome night
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i had sooooooooooooo much like drunk sex in the last 24 hours... i was being so dirty, man! it was so neat-o! the woman was expressing the craziest emotions to me, like "i'm so wet and it would be so intriguing if you could make me squirt from my vagina!"

i chuckled a little bit, and then we watched sea biscuit. awesome night
Her boobs, did they feel like a bag of sand?
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Typical virgin talk, I agree.
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