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Old 12-06-2007, 04:00 AM   #241
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Craziest night ever, it was my 20th birthday

went to a club, friends paid for ride, entry, drinks and all'.. went to a strip club afterwards, this UUUUGLY *** sat on top of me and goes "so, your friends told me it was your birthday, you want a dance?" I was like no its alright, I'm good (trying to tap her so she can get off), the "oh comon' YOUR FRIENDS will pay for it", I was like "no b1tch, like I said before I'm alright, they've already spent enough". this b1tch doesn't get off and I push her a little (f8ckin annoying b1tch wouldn't get off), she fell right on her ass to the ground. it was HILARIOUS, everyone cracked up, she was so embarrassed she looked at me and goes "YOU'RE GETTING IN TROUBLE MISTER", I was like oh f8ck this b1tch is going to start some serious drama now.

bouncer comes, I come up to him and go "look bud, this b1tch is drunk and fell down herself, I don't want to start any fights so I'm leaving", and I bounce, I walk out and it seems like everyone outside already heard the story of what happened, everyone smiled and laughed. On my way to my friends car, a security cop stops us and goes "Which one of you guys pushed a stripper?!", I popped right out "Me, I didn't push her, the b1tch lost her balance and fell down. Its my birthday and she tried taking advantage of me", dumass security guy tried acting tough and walked away later on.

Crazy night. oh f8ck its already 6 i got work at 10
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Alright motherfukers lets start it up again!

i am drunk - i drove buzzed - 3 minute drive

having been single for 3 weeks now - i've been out with 4 different girls - yet i can't stop thinking about the old one - wtf is wrong with me

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I'm drunk too. 3 patrons, old fashion and a heineken. Had an R&J cigar in between. Damn... cant see straight. Dunno why I'm posting.
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edit: deleted all the crap i just wrote while i was drunk lol

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