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Old 02-14-2013, 02:07 AM   #2981
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Take a thick kitchen knife, slide it up the seam of the bottle. Sabre that shit. It's a clean break & works well, I've spent several evenings chopping bottles.

Edit: slide the blunt end of the knife up the seam. The sharp end will shatter it.

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Old 02-15-2013, 03:40 AM   #2982
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:06 PM   #2983
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:25 PM   #2984
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:59 PM   #2985
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nvm, I'm just drunk...
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:24 PM   #2986
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:31 PM   #2987
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when im drunk I just piss outside the house all over the neighborhood..
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:32 PM   #2988
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:40 PM   #2989
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when im drunk I just piss outside the house all over the neighborhood..
Yeah, I was in Palo Alto this morning getting groceries and I had the pleasure of watching a bum urinate on a public sidewalk, right on a main thoroughfare. Longest red light of my life.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:40 PM   #2990
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:52 PM   #2991
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premium beer that is.
I've been on a screw-top wine tear recently.
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I'm stuck with Budweiser at the moment. Seems like something you would drink as chaser
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i have miller lite theres still a case of goose island christmas ale in the fridge, but im gonna save it for a bit longer
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you guys suck! this is what I just had:


Perfect for this weather!
Thick rich brown head atop a thick rich beer. Dark and near black. Maybe it is black. When something is this good looking who cares. Smell is a cup of the best roasted coffee you have ever had. Perfectly balanced notes of roasted grains and sweet molasses and caramel. Coffee and chocolate hit the nose at the same time with each synergistically highlighting the other. Taste is out of the park. the best latte you ever had does not come close to this. Huge coffee front yields to a sweet molasses and caramel body. Notes of vanilla and light oak and wood in the back. Finish is dry and clean with a touch of coffee bitterness. Hops are well integrated and of the earth variety. Feel is lush and satisfying. Just enough lightness to make it supremely drinkable and at the same time demanding of respect. A superb beer of the highest order. Wow.
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Wow you must be drunk to author a description like that. You should quit your day job and start writing ad copy.
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which one of us drunk ****s do you think are gonna read all them words on the internet?
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