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Old 05-09-2013, 11:29 PM   #3241
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Old 05-13-2013, 04:41 PM   #3242
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finally was able to get this. PERFECTLY balanced beer
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Old 05-16-2013, 02:20 AM   #3243
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hammered. goose island came out with a special 25th anniversary 6 pack that i just killed on top of shots of 100 proof grand dad. no work tomorrow. made an ass of myself on snapchat
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Old 05-17-2013, 10:52 PM   #3244
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partying with graduating college bitches, swag.
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Old 05-17-2013, 11:57 PM   #3245
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No one else drink on a friday night?
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:23 AM   #3246
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:38 AM   #3247
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yeah but youre in new jersey so how good can it get
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:39 AM   #3249
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So.. are you getting your dick wet?
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LOL, the college party scene.

How sad I'm still in college, doing the Van Wilder program, yet I havent been to one of these in years!
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Old 05-18-2013, 02:41 AM   #3251
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I got a blow job in my buddies dorm. Bitch was too drunk to take home. Do
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Old 05-18-2013, 02:43 AM   #3252
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College bitches love a young guy with his own place and a stick shift bmw.
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pics or it never happened...
I look hit but I guess that was my squeeze for the night. The other chicken heads took the pics for instagay. I can probably get more since you need reassurance sir.
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Old 05-18-2013, 12:29 PM   #3256
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Yeah I need more pics and the lesser clothes on her the better...
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Lol ill get some later. It was a bit chilly last night so some of these hoes put on some more clothes before we went out.
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Re: Official I'm Drunk Thread

Woke up in the ER early yesterday morning. Went out with a buddy and only had a few drinks and blacked out. I think someone slipped something in my drink. Luckily I still have health insurance till the end of the month.

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