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Old 06-20-2014, 07:40 PM   #1
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Do you bring condoms on a first date?

Well, do you?


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Old 06-20-2014, 07:48 PM   #2
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Lol condoms. Haven't used one in 6 years. Still no kids and she's not on the pill.

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Old 06-20-2014, 09:14 PM   #3
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Lol condoms. Haven't used one in 6 years. Still no kids and she's not on the pill.

Maybe you should go get your swimmers tested.


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You want to go out with a girl who bangs on the first date?
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:43 PM   #5
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I only have anal raw sex so no need to worry about STDs, condoms, nor kids. Be smart!
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Old 06-20-2014, 10:02 PM   #6
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You want to go out with a girl who bangs on the first date?

I should have put date in quotations, it's someone off tinder!


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Old 06-20-2014, 10:04 PM   #7
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I only have anal raw sex so no need to worry about STDs, condoms, nor kids. Be smart!

I'm pretty sure you can get STDs doing anal, gay people do get STDs right?


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Old 06-21-2014, 03:48 AM   #9
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Gay people get STDs because they have too many sex partners. A woman butt STD-free.



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Lulz. She's on another birth control method. I'm not an idiot.
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You want to go out with a girl who bangs on the first date?
I wouldn't want to date someone I slept with on the first night either.
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Why not? I brought one on a first date and we ended up doing it. Afterwards she asked me if I had intentions of having sex on the first date because I had the condom. I was like, "nope" and that was that.
What she gonna do, get mad? Lol.


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lulz. She's on another birth control method. I'm not an idiot.
iud ftw!
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IUDs only work with small penii.
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iud ftw!
No, not IUD. She heard those were painful and had other issues too.

She has the in-arm implant that sits just below the skin on the left arm. Lasts for 3 years, no pain after implantation, costs less than an IUD, and is as effective as sterilization.

Highly recommend, she's on her third one that just got put in a few months ago and it's been great.

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IUDs only work with small penii.
So you should have no problem then?

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Old 06-27-2014, 03:47 PM   #18
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IUDs only work with small penii.
I feel it all the time, so I don't have that problem.... you just can't go really deep
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Old 07-02-2014, 02:18 AM   #19
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I feel it all the time, so I don't have that problem.... you just can't go really deep




Well where's the fun in that?


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So you should have no problem then?
You're supposed to use them just like a cock ring, right?
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