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Old 01-30-2007, 04:27 PM   #1
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Cool I only date models and celebrities, so...

...I want to go "slumming" before I get old, because once you're a shallow, rich man over 30 you're only allowed to date models and celebrities, or you risk lifelong exile from the Hamptons, Martha's Vineyard, and your friendly neighborhood Ferrari showroom.

Therefore I'm looking for some poor, disadvantaged woman so that I can forever ruin her for other men.

My ideal woman: a hot, stone-age chick who owns nothing but the pelts on her back, who doesn't speak English, and reveres me like the God I am.

Since hot, stone-age chicks are rather thin on the ground, however, I will settle for the following:
  • Poor women. Not "hobo-poor" or "dirt-poor" (icky!), but more like "white-trash-didn't-go-to-an-Ivy-League-school-poor". In other words, women like your sisters and girlfriends.
  • Bonus points for women who don't speak English. It makes my job so much easier.
  • Bonus points for women who don't know what a Ferrari looks like.

Please have all the women you know that match these criteria (even your sisters) submit head shots to BostonModena@GodsGiftToWomen.org.
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Old 01-30-2007, 05:03 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:31 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:32 PM   #5
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...I want to go "slumming" before I get old, because once you're a shallow, rich man over 30 you're only allowed to date models and celebrities, or you risk lifelong exile from the Hamptons, Martha's Vineyard, and your friendly neighborhood Ferrari showroom.

Therefore I'm looking for some poor, disadvantaged woman so that I can forever ruin her for other men.

My ideal woman: a hot, stone-age chick who owns nothing but the pelts on her back, who doesn't speak English, and reveres me like the God I am.

Since hot, stone-age chicks are rather thin on the ground, however, I will settle for the following:
  • Poor women. Not "hobo-poor" or "dirt-poor" (icky!), but more like "white-trash-didn't-go-to-an-Ivy-League-school-poor". In other words, women like your sisters and girlfriends.
  • Bonus points for women who don't speak English. It makes my job so much easier.
  • Bonus points for women who don't know what a Ferrari looks like.

Please have all the women you know that match these criteria (even your sisters) submit head shots to BostonModena@GodsGiftToWomen.org.
You and the BostonModena guy...have something incomon
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:45 PM   #6
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ya, you guys somehow have the same e-mail address.

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Old 01-30-2007, 06:46 PM   #7
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...I want to go "slumming" before I get old, because once you're a shallow, rich man over 30 you're only allowed to date models and celebrities, or you risk lifelong exile from the Hamptons, Martha's Vineyard, and your friendly neighborhood Ferrari showroom.

Therefore I'm looking for some poor, disadvantaged woman so that I can forever ruin her for other men.

My ideal woman: a hot, stone-age chick who owns nothing but the pelts on her back, who doesn't speak English, and reveres me like the God I am.

Since hot, stone-age chicks are rather thin on the ground, however, I will settle for the following:
  • Poor women. Not "hobo-poor" or "dirt-poor" (icky!), but more like "white-trash-didn't-go-to-an-Ivy-League-school-poor". In other words, women like your sisters and girlfriends.
  • Bonus points for women who don't speak English. It makes my job so much easier.
  • Bonus points for women who don't know what a Ferrari looks like.


Please have all the women you know that match these criteria (even your sisters) submit head shots to BostonModena@GodsGiftToWomen.org.
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:55 PM   #8
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Hes prolly a 13 year old kid that has nothing else to do
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:51 PM   #9
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Hey!

Have you guys who thought I was serious ever heard of "sarcasm" or "parody"?

I swear, it's like casting pearls before swine sometime...***sigh***
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:55 PM   #10
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***Ahhh!***

At least there's someone else on this board familiar with sarcasm and parody. I was afraid I was going to have to stop.

And guys like me LOVE girls like you!

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Hes prolly a 13 year old kid that has nothing else to do
lol at you for not having a clue to what's going on
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