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Old 01-07-2003, 03:48 PM   #1
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An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away.


I can't believe I'm going to give you guy's an excuse to practice your favorite "sport" but this article recently appeared in the New England Journal of Medicine. I can hear the stampede to Hooter's already

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Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

A 5 year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful. Dr. Karen Weatherby who carried out the German study, wrote in the News England Journal of Medicine "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."

She continues "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4-5 years. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier."
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Old 01-07-2003, 03:50 PM   #2
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Old 01-07-2003, 03:52 PM   #3
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"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation."


there's my new workout routine.
now, if only the hot ladies at the gym would be generous enough to workout in skins....
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Old 01-07-2003, 03:54 PM   #4
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Did they say anything about staring at womens shoes? Will B live to the ripe old age of 40?



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Old 01-07-2003, 04:02 PM   #5
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Old 01-07-2003, 04:10 PM   #6
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Old 01-07-2003, 04:11 PM   #7
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Old 01-07-2003, 04:56 PM   #8
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unfortunately, this is an urban legend...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar.../aa072600a.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm
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Old 01-07-2003, 05:46 PM   #9
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unfortunately, this is an urban legend...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar.../aa072600a.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.htm
I don't care if it's a urban legend. I know I feel a hell of alot better after staring at few beebes.
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Old 01-07-2003, 06:43 PM   #10
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Today is officially Pick on B day
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man, i am going to live till i'm 200 then
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Today is officially Pick on B day
hell; week even
Yes!! The Pick on B day/week is now back!!!
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if this is true. shouldn't someone post some boosters?!
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Old 01-07-2003, 09:03 PM   #14
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if this is true. shouldn't someone post some boosters?!
I second this...... Stare long and prosper!!!
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Old 01-07-2003, 10:10 PM   #15
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Old 01-08-2003, 01:52 AM   #17
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Just got back from Hooters. I swear, I feel like 10 years of my life been added on!!
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Reaching back to resurrect 9+ year old boob thread? Lol. Long cruise, sailor?
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