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View Poll Results: I wipe
Standing up 25 39.68%
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Old 03-18-2015, 10:35 AM   #1
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The Great BH Wiping Debate

This is serious business.

Apparently people that wipe standing up don't know that people wipe sitting down, and people that wipe sitting down don't know that people wipe standing up...

Did your mind explode like mine did?

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Old 03-18-2015, 10:36 AM   #2
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Why the fk would you stand up to wipe.
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Old 03-18-2015, 10:37 AM   #3
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Old 03-18-2015, 10:41 AM   #4
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Why the fk would you stand up to wipe.
that's what I'm saying, but apparently it's a 50/50 split and either knows the other does different...
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why the fvck do you wipe while seated?

edit: I honestly never even considered that an option. Bunch of savages.
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Personally, I lay flat on the floor to wipe.
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Old 03-18-2015, 10:48 AM   #7
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why the fvck do you wipe while seated?
Annnnnnd BOOM, thread title approved.
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Why the fk would you stand up to wipe.
this. everyone knows that your cheeks spread apart nicely when sitting on a toilet seat. standing up, your cheeks are closer together so it's harder to access every last poo particle with tp. srsly, I'm really disappointed in the human race to hear abt stand-uppers. that's where brown streaks on underwear comes from. f*cking animals, all of you.
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guess you're not a Stallone fan.
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try to spread your butt cheeks while standing, now try to spread your butt cheeks sitting/squatting, which one seems to be easier?
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Sitting wiper checking in.


I first discovered the standing wipe phenomenon Freshman year of college in the dorms. A buddy in the next stall stood up and I was quite confused.
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this. everyone knows that your cheeks spread apart nicely when sitting on a toilet seat. standing up, your cheeks are closer together so it's harder to access every last poo particle with tp. srsly, I'm really disappointed in the human race to hear abt stand-uppers. that's where brown streaks on underwear comes from. f*cking animals, all of you
This. What the f is wrong with you people?
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Part two of my prosperity gospel. Jesus does not bless those who sit and wipe.
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do you guys wipe your vaginas when you sit down wiping. moist wipes or a good method make sure all is nice and clean
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Don't you guys build nests when dropping deuce in public?

It makes no sense why you would build an elaborate toilet paper nest and then shove your arm past the seat into the nasty bowl.
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I don't make toilet paper nests. I was born with testicles, not meat flaps.
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paper nests for what? toilet seats are cleaner than the nasty keyboard mouse and phone you touch every day.
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paper nests for what? toilet seats are cleaner than the nasty keyboard mouse and phone you touch every day.
yeah, but the keyboard, mouse, and phone are all my nasty germs. The toilet seat might have ebola on it.

Not that I'd catch ebola, since Jesus loves me and has blessed me with health and prosperity. Find out how you, too, can be blessed as I have been by visiting my thread and planting your seed with my church!
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yeah, but the keyboard, mouse, and phone are all my nasty germs. The toilet seat might have ebola on it.

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american toilets with ebola should stay in africa to get treatment! in 60 days my butthole will get JJ'd
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You mean you stick your hand inside the toilet? Do your knuckles ever touch the water? :eww:

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