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Old 04-12-2008, 11:28 PM   #1
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We should stop putting all these hormones in our food. This 16 year old girl has been trying to get me to hang out with her for almost two weeks now. ****ing weird. Granted I am only 19 but to me thats just going to be awkward...
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:20 AM   #2
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:31 AM   #4
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Old 04-13-2008, 12:45 AM   #5
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Old 04-17-2008, 02:54 AM   #9
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tell her she can only blow you till she is 17
why is that. when hes 21 she will be 18 that makes her legal.

anyways if she has grass in the field shes old enough to play ball.
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and if shes not turn her over and play in the mud ahahaha
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Old 04-17-2008, 03:22 AM   #12
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Eh, you can find much better JB.
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She looks too much like a 14 year old and not very attractive. ^ There are much better JBs out there.
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