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Old 06-25-2008, 06:02 PM   #1
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Do all vagina's feel the same?

I'm telling everyone I know this.

So, my friend comes up to me this morning, and she straight up asks me "do all vagina's feel the same?" no "hi", no "how are you"

she proceeds to say "I'm not sure how mine would compare to another girl's"

I'm thinking "do girls honestly think of this stuff?"

I'll post a pic up later for those "this thread is worthless without pics" people, but I'm at work right now

anyway, I told her in my experience is that actually, NO, they don't feel the same. Same basic mold....but obviously some get wetter than others (not necessarily a good thing), some are tighter, and (this surprised her) some actually feel a bit grainy or tough, kinda like it doesn't have that fleshy feeling inside. iono...I dont get embarrased easy, but for some reason, this really got me all red

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respond with your own experience or whatever...i'm at work, entertain me
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:04 PM   #2
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No they don't. Variety is the spice of life.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:04 PM   #3
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you were with a grainy vagina?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:06 PM   #4
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you were with a grainy vagina?
I'm with you on that one man
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due to a long relationship i have only encountered 2 vaginas in my lifetime

i am only 18 and can already tell you that every vagina does NOT feel the same.

girlfriends = took an hour to get it in the first time,years later still feels the same. A+ in every aspect

skank #2 = wow. its in right? ya.. wait.. ya no its in. damn what did shaq leave right before i got here? also felt like an old piece of rubber that fell in the pool.

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dont forget the taste. some tastes sweet, others tastes like fish sauce
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:10 PM   #7
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By grainy, do you mean leathery?
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dont forget the taste. some tastes sweet, others tastes like fish sauce
Don't forget the ones that taste like salty milk and coins!
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Ask your "friend" if you can take her for a test drive and you'll let her know how her hatchet wound compares to others you've sampled
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i seriously thought this was going to result in a test drive boo
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no, they are all exactly the same.
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By grainy, do you mean leathery?
Don't forget the ones that taste like salty milk and coins!

kinda, but it's almost lilke there were bits of sand up there...and NO, she wasn't at the beach earlier, lol


dude, I know what your'e talking about...when they taste like coins...ughhhh...my ex tasted like straight up BO, no bull
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i seriously thought this was going to result in a test drive boo
hahaha, my gf is her really good friend...but I was thinking it
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Salty milk and coins was a internet reference. Myself, I thought it was kinda like Vitamin C pills.
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Her: "Do all vaginas feel the same?"

You: "Well a lot of them feel the same but some are different, I don't know how to describe it-would you like me to let you know how yours feels compared to the others I have felt in the past? This would strictly be in the name of science to let you know how you fare vs. the other women in the world-Hell I figure you should know how your vagina stacks up against the rest of the world-it is YOUR right. How about you swing by my house around 8 tonight and we can give it a go around huh?


Tell me it at least crossed your mind man!
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So, um, where's the pic you promised?
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in my experience.....well i have no experience.....but substantial and scientific evidence proves that yes all car exhausts feal the same
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in my experience.....well i have no experience.....but substantial and scientific evidence proves that yes all car exhausts feal the same
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This whole thread starting when I read the topic ===>
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