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Old 07-11-2008, 12:24 PM   #1
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Brazilian female exchange student is arriving tommorrow... anyone had experiences?

Well like it states....My exhange student is arriving tommorrow from Brazil.... has anyone had any experiences with exchange students before.... all i know shes 21...her name is Jessica.... so guys... what they like to do, eat?... I got my flamesuit on....hahhaha
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You fvckin post pics as soon as you can! More advice shall follow.

Good luck soldier!

EDIT: Your in SD, let me meet her. (if shes hot)
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Well first since she is from Brazil make sure she is a girl without a C ock. From there have fun with your wife getting insanely jealous and destroying your marriage.

PS. Worthless without pics.
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You will post motherfvcking pics (if she looks like she belongs on MikeInBrazil.com, if not then forget it) ASAP or I will buy this site myself and ban you.

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You fvckin post pics as soon as you can! More advice shall follow.

Good luck soldier!

EDIT: Your in SD, let me meet her. (if shes hot)
Ryan,

You wouldnt know what to do with that hot tanned body if it walked up to you and ripped your nuts off.
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pics or ban.



and x-your fingers and hope shes bangin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You wouldnt know what to do with that hot tanned body if it walked up to you and ripped your nuts off.
I know.

I prefer the light skin lasses. You get my text you fvckbag? I sent you a picture.
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Most likely she will want to experience the USA for what it is... Hot Dogs, Apple Pie, High gas prices, etc, etc....

Just try and make her feel comfortable, and give them a little freedom, like take them to the mall, but don't swarm her while she is there. She can feel free to try things on her own, and shop.

Also, try and learn a little about her the first couple days, without pressuring her. Talk over dinner, and while around eachother, but don't force her to tell you anything.

She may speak great english and know as much about our country as you... Or she can speak no english, and you will be in for a treat...

If she is hott... post them pics.
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HAHHHAA.... Im def takin pics....once shes arrives....or when we hang out at the beach, restaurant,etc..... thats if shes HOT............. and Im single.... so that makes it more fun.....
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hahaha, one of my college friends just got married to a Brazilian chick. and there was a mix of different girls at the wedding, some were banging, and some were really busted. either way, they were all amazing dancers......


my dream of all Brazilian girls = Victoria Secret models did not come true at the wedding. good luck AND post pix asap.
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i hope this thread turns into an epic thread and you get whipped and married like the other guy with his brazillian foreign sex machine.
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HAHHHAA.... Im def takin pics....once shes arrives....or when we hang out at the beach, restaurant,etc..... thats if shes HOT............. and Im single.... so that makes it more fun.....
How the hell does that work? I want a freaking exchange student!
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I know.

I prefer the light skin lasses. You get my text you fvckbag? I sent you a picture.
No texting on my work phone I can blackberry text though.
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No texting on my work phone I can blackberry text though.
ummm... pm me a number where I can send you a pic. Girl im dating looks very similar to one of your ex's.
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How the hell does that work? I want a freaking exchange student!
My co-worker actually hosts students durin the summertime... she asked me if I wanted to make a lil extra income on the side ($600-700/student per month). SO since I have an extra room...why not.... she gave me all the info, contact person, etc. NExt thing I knew she called 2 weeks ago giving all the info about the student. ...I guess it all came at the right time...
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Thats if shes reasonably looking........ HAHA
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Tell her that in America it is customary to have sex with your host, and allow them to take nekkid pics
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